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I need The Muppet Show to get six seasons and a movie and I need Jinkx Monsoon as a guest in at least one episode these are my demands


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Solange Knowles holding hands with Tilda Swinton in new photo.

PopCrave's tweet image. Solange Knowles holding hands with Tilda Swinton in new photo.

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what Randy Clarke has accomplished in DC is nothing short of a miracle

Shorter waits, faster rides. In just three years, we’ve gone from 5% to 70% of Metrorail customers waiting less than six minutes for their train. 👍

wmata's tweet image. Shorter waits, faster rides. In just three years, we’ve gone from 5% to 70% of Metrorail customers waiting less than six minutes for their train. 👍


willa ford

I want to start a text chain where we do not converse, we just name celebrities we haven’t thought about in awhile. Check my phone at 2 a.m., think about Beck for a minute, move on.



if you can't book Miss Piggy, book the next best choice (complimentary, obviously)

Jane Krakowski is Mary Todd Lincoln. Beginning October 14.

ohmaryplay's tweet image. Jane Krakowski is Mary Todd Lincoln. 

Beginning October 14.


not the point, but do you call it a hoagie if it came from subway?

BREAKING: Grand jury declines to indict ‘Sandwich Guy,’ the former DOJ employee who threw a hoagie at a federal officer in Washington, D.C. nbcnews.com/politics/polit…



Free Karen!


things i'm actually scared of as a dc resident: - the 16 and U southbound bus stop on weekday mornings - slow walkers - how straight guys dress - how gay guys dress - "brunch" - people talking about dacha but it's the one on waterfront

things i’m actually scared of as a dc resident: - the new bus lines (i keep getting lost) - men who work for the dod - the rideshare bikes (i’ve crashed) - whitlows - people who eat at busboys and poets - anyone in a volo league



9 officers and flashlight for a thrown sandwich. we are so safe tyyyyyyyy fbi!

Pink shirt dude threw a sandwich at the Border Patrol last night x.com/bobby_salsa_/s…



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It was never about the bathrooms or the sports. It was always just to demonize and punish. These Americans have devoted their careers to keeping us safe, and they are getting screwed by their government.

Exclusive - (Reuters) - The U.S. Air Force is denying early retirement to all transgender service members with between 15 and 18 years of military service, opting instead to kick them out with no retirement benefits, according to a memo seen by Reuters. These longer-serving…



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Sen. Tuberville blocked hundreds of military officer nominations for months in the Senate when Biden was in office.

When a new coach is hired, they get to pick their team. It’s that simple. 77 million Americans PICKED President Trump to lead our country. And yet, radical Democrats continue to BLOCK over 150 of his nominees. RIDICULOUS. It’s time we buckle up and get @POTUS’s team confirmed.



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Not to conspiracy theory on main, but Trump’s embrace of Roy Moore way back when starts to make a whole lot more sense…


I can't stop crying. We did it kids.


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Anyone who says “this isn’t what I voted for” was simply not paying attention.

PhilNvestigates's tweet image. Anyone who says “this isn’t what I voted for” was simply not paying attention.

it’s not the Gal Gadot version :(

Ariana Grande sings “imagine” alongside a fan.



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Hold my hand when I tell you this: there is no strategy or 3D chess. This is the personnel that he wants and he has demonstrated a desire to go to extreme means to secure them.

The Gaetz nomination is so off-the-wall that I half believe he's sacrificial so Senate R's will gave an easier time confirming all the other questionable picks, having shown their independence by icing Gaetz.



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what “era” are you in rn?



Anyway go see Megan Hilty in Death Becomes Her and Audra McDonald in Gypsy


Cowboy Carter and Deeper Well were my absolute favorite albums this year and it’s not even close


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