Jonathan Garlough
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Gauging interest: RT this if you'd be interested in an unreasonably nice and expensive version of the championship book we're putting together.
And that was the moment I knew the code word for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! @CapitalOne, I’m ready to enter to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour.
Chiefs punter seeing an interception and not 4th and long
It's not tear gas unless it's from the teargas region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling fascism. washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/medi…
When Donald Trump was first elected, there was a lot of commentary about how the movie "Idiocracy" had become reality. But in "Idiocracy" President Camacho (cc @terrycrews) handled his existential crisis with more smarts than Trump (cc @realDonaldTrump). Allow me to explain...
Man sometimes you come home late from the longest week and your wife’s already asleep and you really miss her and you pour the first whiskey you’ve had in months and you put some @JasonIsbell on the record player and you sit back and you suddenly forget where this tweet was going
I’m not as thankful this morning
Somewhere, Jon Reschke is smiling.
Michigan State is going with the all-white look today, including the white helmets
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My name is Justin Murphy. And according to sources I am no longer apart of the 2019 Houston Cougar Football Senior Class. A senior class that is the first group to experience a head coach and administration to actively tank a football season. (THREAD)
It's 4 p.m. and this is our 4,000 tweet! Let's have some fun. Run it up past 400 RTs and we'll DM one person who RT'd. Winner gets 4️⃣ tickets to the @UMichFootball primetime SEASON OPENER on Aug. 31! We 💛 you all. #GoBlue 🏉〽
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My name is Justin Murphy. And according to sources I am no longer apart of the 2019 Houston Cougar Football Senior Class. A senior class that is the first group to experience a head coach and administration to actively tank a football season. (THREAD)
In 2012, Kirk was paralyzed from the chest down in a car accident; he was told he would never have use of his hands and arms again. Today, Kirk sat up independently from laying flat on his back for the first time since the accident during his training!! We are so proud of you!!
Apparently people get really pissed when you walk around at baseball games yelling the name of your favorite food, which for me is hot dogs.
GOP Rep. Massie to John Kerry: Isn't true you have a science degree from Yale? KERRY: Bachelor of Arts degree. MASSIE: Is it a political science degree? KERRY: Yes, political science. MASSIE: How do get a Bachelor of Arts in a science? The clip is worth watching. Via The Hill
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My name is Justin Murphy. And according to sources I am no longer apart of the 2019 Houston Cougar Football Senior Class. A senior class that is the first group to experience a head coach and administration to actively tank a football season. (THREAD)
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