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Matt Clarke

@kiwiandroiddev

Software developer from Auckland, New Zealand.

This is depressing. This is where we're at as a profession?

🧹 Discord is finally "fixing" memory leaks! /s The client is testing a feature that monitors its own RAM usage and performs an intentional restart to clear resources if it reaches 4 GB while you're AFK. No restarts occur if you're currently in a call.

WumpusCentral's tweet image. 🧹 Discord is finally "fixing" memory leaks! /s

The client is testing a feature that monitors its own RAM usage and performs an intentional restart to clear resources if it reaches 4 GB while you're AFK.

No restarts occur if you're currently in a call.


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can someone help this poor man

lauriewired's tweet image. can someone help this poor man

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biblically accurate backend dev website

kosa12's tweet image. biblically accurate backend dev website

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take every one of my brunches away never let me have peace and quiet again give me just enough income to live on take it all because kids are worth all of that and so much more

When you watch stuff like this as a parent, you realise how truly empty and meaningless all of those things are.



> Never lend money to family or close friends. Instead gift it to them, and if they pay you back, consider it a pleasant surprise. Can vouch for this. I wonder how many have learned this lesson themselves through painful experience

Advice to men in their 20s: 1. Get better at speaking. Do embarrassing stuff like record yourself, Toastmasters, study good speakers and try to emulate them to try out their verbal techniques and see how they fit you. Charisma is the omni-skill. 2. Drink less, or not at all. It…



Pondering while waiting for Android Studio to sync with Gradle files... For the programmers who love dynamically typed languages, how much of a factor is simply being able to keeping coding with minimal interruptions? I suspect that alone swamps any input from the language's…


Gravity powered descent system sounds like a euphemism for falling

In South Korea, high-rise buildings now include compact, gravity-powered descent systems hidden behind walls or balconies.



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"Remote work kills the culture and warmth that only real human interactions in an office can create." the culture and warmth:

Congratulations @jpmorgan on the opening of your new headquarters! 🎉🇺🇸🙏

MichaelDell's tweet image. Congratulations @jpmorgan on the opening of your new headquarters! 🎉🇺🇸🙏


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This app is feature complete since 2 years ago. Today I'' have to update all the libraries, because I don't want it to desappear from the Play Store. I built it for my wife, and I'm doing it out of love, but some much FUCK YOU PLAY STORE. Long live the WEB

hamen's tweet image. This app is feature complete since 2 years ago. Today I'' have to update all the libraries, because I don't want it to desappear from the Play Store.

I built it for my wife, and I'm doing it out of love, but some much FUCK YOU PLAY STORE.

Long live the WEB

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if you ever think you’re a good programmer just remember this dude wrote roller coaster tycoon by himself completely in assembly, earning him $30m in royalties

aarondev's tweet image. if you ever think you’re a good programmer just remember this dude wrote roller coaster tycoon by himself completely in assembly, earning him $30m in royalties

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The prophecy is finally coming true! Microsoft and Apple have been fumbling their offerings for developers, so now is the perfect time to simply decide to try Linux. It literally takes as little as two minutes to install!! youtube.com/watch?v=GQJZ96…

dhh's tweet card. Apple Introduces The Year Of The Linux Desktop!

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Apple Introduces The Year Of The Linux Desktop!


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FYI. Voice memos drive me crazy. They shift all the work from sender to receiver. You hit record and ramble for 3 minutes while I’m stuck listening with no way to skim. You’re trading YOUR efficiency for MY time, and if you keep choosing your convenience over mine, don’t be…



The most valuable use I've found for generative AI so far is helping write small bash scripts - a syntax I've never spent the time to master. I'm starting to build a bit of a collection of small useful tools now, it's great.


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As a software engineer, it's very important to learn about Gall’s Law, which states that complex systems cannot be created successfully from scratch. In reality, even large systems, such as Netflix, Google, or Facebook, have started small and built incrementally over the…

vlad_mihalcea's tweet image. As a software engineer, it's very important to learn about Gall’s Law, which states that complex systems cannot be created successfully from scratch. 

In reality,  even large systems, such as Netflix, Google, or Facebook, have started small and built incrementally over the…

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If I ever give up on computers as a career, it'll be to start a line of home appliances that just have great big knobs, boring-but-reliable internals, and premium utility. Like an old Lexus. Toyota reliability under the hood, lovely leather, and ready to drive a million miles!


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#DevFest speaker spotlight: @d_rawers with Dangerous Minds: How we're getting developer education wrong. We optimise our code, how about the way we teach it? Get tickets and see the schedule as it's announced at …melbourne-devfest-2025.sessionize.com #DevFestMelbourne2025

GDGMelbourne's tweet image. #DevFest speaker spotlight: @d_rawers with Dangerous Minds: How we're getting developer education wrong.
We optimise our code, how about the way we teach it?

Get tickets and see the schedule as it's announced at …melbourne-devfest-2025.sessionize.com #DevFestMelbourne2025

Huge respect for the people that manage to get up early to go to the gym before work consistently. I find this aspect harder than the actual workouts and it's not even close


To anyone else infuriated by this change in Android 15, someone has thankfully gone to the effort of reviving the old DnD tile as an open source 3rd party app here: play.google.com/store/apps/det…

Hi @madebygoogle re the recent change to Quick Settings on Pixels that replaces Do Not Disturb with an intermediate Modes menu. When I want to put my phone in DnD mode, I want to do it quickly. Now there are more taps needed. How do I get the DnD quick setting back?



Hi @madebygoogle re the recent change to Quick Settings on Pixels that replaces Do Not Disturb with an intermediate Modes menu. When I want to put my phone in DnD mode, I want to do it quickly. Now there are more taps needed. How do I get the DnD quick setting back?


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