learntToCode
@learntToCode
Programming memes from a multi-decade ✝️ dev on a relaxing side quest before the final boss.
Baseball has discovered compression because they crammed the innings of 8.2 games of baseball in to 7 games.
The Dodgers have bulletproof plot armor. Explains everything.
They never tell you this but you can just code through a headache. Eventually the headache gives up.
Python is the EBT of programming languages. Everything it has was given.
A company that uses language <X> has an incredible bias towards hiring somebody with extensive <X> skills compared to somebody who puts 6 langs on their resume. Companies hire based on depth.
“Thank goodness I’m a high paid software engineer and not some blue collar person like a plumber”* Proceeds to pay a plumber $300 *nothing I would ever say
If your coding guidelines are flexible and don’t chisel everything in stone then don’t complain.
I’ve never read community guidelines when responding in a community and I’m not going to start.
New algorithm seems to have deduced that my account correlates with programming memes.
Just one more commit.. Just one more commit.. Just one more commit..
This could work. If AI only understands the language of math then it probably is linguistically limited and can’t go rogue.
This PSA was brought to you by bad managers the world round
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