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Programming memes from a multi-decade ✝️ dev on a relaxing side quest before the final boss.

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management’s take on vibe coding

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17 окт.г.

The lion only declares unsigned machine word variables because the lion knows everything else is an illusion.

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17 окт.г.

The lion populates his structs and unions using memcpy

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16 окт.г.

“I don’t want to even look at this diff” Looks at the diff

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16 окт.г.

Me: “How in the world could this code ever be needed??” Also me: reads my 10 year old comment specifically outlining the scenario where this code is needed Me: “Ah”

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16 окт.г.

800x600 was such an intermediate resolution, it is hard to accept that it was a thing people used.

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15 окт.г.

Maybe I could have used AI to refactor that but it’s irrelevant because 90% of the total time was spent looking at the diffs to make sure everything was right.

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15 окт.г.

SpaceX knows they are not recovering Starship so they are intentionally testing to destruction. The entire point is to see if the intentional removal of heat tiles in critical areas produces catastrophic failure. It didn’t and that means losing tiles doesn’t mean loss of crew.

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13 окт.г.

Brief status, no life stories please

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10 окт.г.

Today’s scrum status is sponsored by aspirational hopes and dreams

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7 окт.г.

My goal at work today is to remove one variable. This is what peak performance looks like.

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Touch grass? I recently got to touch Mars.

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6 окт.г.

The year is 2025. I am searching for idiomatic C++.

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4 окт.г.

I’m not a fan of boasting but if you are in to it you should at least have done something to boast about.

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There’s only one, it is old, even worse future Intel CPUs add a third kind of core so performance can be even less deterministic.

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2 окт.г.

If I write a book I’m going to title it: “Mitigating complexity with object hierarchies and other lies you believe”

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2 окт.г.

Dear Intel: Please make a workstation CPU with nothing but your latest P cores. You can charge 50% more than you think appropriate- you will be pleasantly surprised. Sincerely, Lots of people who really hate you right now

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2 окт.г.

For all the reply guys out there: never stop believing

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1 окт.г.

AI’s trend line is going in the wrong direction.

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