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Malcolm Ecstasy

@malcolmecstasy

Proud graduate of devry, 1984 expert and a certified Pokemon master

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Well I'll be taken from behind by Bob Villa if I'm not craving popsicles right now. RT if you feel me.


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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on corduroys.


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What kind of an asshole rides a horse across an entire desert and never gives it a name


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I coached Bill Walton for three years before I realized he wasn't Larry Bird. Haha, can't win em all.


Huh, I don't remember inviting your girlfriend over


If you put a top hat on Stan van gundy, he would instantly become a Batman villain


m.soundcloud.com/gardenlevelvie… this is my attempt at a grateful dead tune, and I think it's hilarious. Take a second to laugh at it

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I feel as though I could be more grateful that most stores dedicate an entire aisle to breakfast cereal


@sleepingcranes Mexican vacation butt scented candles


Fuck the police. I can't stand sting


Listen to Golden Age Syndrome by [Garden|Level|View] #np on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/gardenlevelvie…


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