missy
@messycarroll
Missy by day, Messy by night | victim of TikTok fame Social Media Analyst @SSBehavior @sportsmockery White Sox, Bears, etc. Satire etc. GYM RAT😈
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“You’re a Cubs fan that fucking tracks… fucking Wrigleyville bunch of cunts SouthSide’s where it’s at” what a great week to get this clip from Bill Burr
You’re telling me this guy hates Chicago and loves Wisconsin? … I think I’m on to you Vaughn…
Andrew Vaughn has pulled off the rare feat of bringing major disappointment to Chicago baseball fans on both sides of town.
My reaction when Cubs get eliminated ! Lets go
If a baseball game go past 12 innings they got open the bar back up. @MLBNetwork
Sad part of this game, is that they stopped selling liquor in the 7th inning. These Seattle fans need a drink.
And that’s because Jeff Passan said so!
FINAL: Brewers 3, Cubs 1 The best team in baseball this season advances to the NLCS, where the Dodgers await. Milwaukee did it with excellent pitching and three solo HR, and Miller Park will host Game 1 on Monday. The Cubs pushed the Brewers to the limit. Milwaukee was better.
I get to witness his greatness every night and now a national audience gets a chance to see what Chicago fans have known all along. Adam is one of the best in the business 🙏🏾
i, missy, am a stupid person and would like to personally apologize to Andrew Vaughn. Perhaps I was too hard on you kid. I just don’t buy the 6ft narrative, I’m sorry.
Are you kidding? It’d be the funniest day on White Sox Twitter
Just wait until Sox twitter sees the world series go fund me drop. There won't be a diaper that can handle the reaction.
I’ve discovered during PHP that I really value entertaining people, and I don’t wanna be on Netflix, but it feels great to lean into that value now That being said I AM looking for work so if you give me money I’ll MC anything: your grad parties, funerals, Bar Mitzvahs and more!
Kill em' with your crowd work skills. Make them buy tickets for your Netflix special tho.
Seeing family knowing my mom has told all of 40 of them that I’m in “self help classes” (lol), i have to look like i overly have it together for the sake of the eggshells they think are there
60 and sunny. This is the perfect weather. I have to wear a dress for it. I’m beyond upset I cannot wear biker shorts and a sweatshirt for this. Waste of a great weather day.
Have to MC my sister’s wedding shower today, it was apparently the only job they have given me😭😂
If you’re 20-30 and your circle isn’t discussing • Angela • Pamela • Sandra • and Rita Then it’s time to find a new circle because it’s Mambo Number 5
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