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Missy by day, Messy by night | victim of TikTok fame Social Media Analyst @SSBehavior @sportsmockery White Sox, Bears, etc. Satire etc. GYM RAT😈

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Still incredibly hilarious a guy from the SouthSide of Chicago is the Pope. A man who has probably gone to many communion parties where mostaccioli, beef sandwiches and fried chicken is served on folding tables in a garage, he is our guy.

That's our Pope 🗣️ (🎥: Vatican Media)



so the fam lost my passport and I gotta be in Mexico in 10 days..so I’m out $300, in a Walgreens getting my picture taken, and completely dry of any Miller Lite. At what point do the horrors stop?

messycarroll's tweet image. so the fam lost my passport and I gotta be in Mexico in 10 days..so I’m out $300, in a Walgreens getting my picture taken, and completely dry of any Miller Lite. At what point do the horrors stop?

“HE PUT SOME MUSTARD ON THAT THROW” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


should be shaming antisocial behavior more imo & Bedard’s better than me for just moving past it cause he knows they dgaf about him as a player except that he has an expensive signature for em

Connor Bedard of the NHL Chicago Blackhawks shows zero humanity to this guy in what would have taken 2 seconds to be a decent person. These sellouts are just under a lot of pressure right now, and not at peace. #NHL #bedard



STUFF EM


family game night when the Bears are doing good


Leia will camp out here just in case the baby drops food and she’s mad I caught her

messycarroll's tweet image. Leia will camp out here just in case the baby drops food and she’s mad I caught her
messycarroll's tweet image. Leia will camp out here just in case the baby drops food and she’s mad I caught her

put your sensory issues in the “Friends and Family Recovery Guide™️” and they all have to be nice to you forever cause they’ll feel bad #lifehack

messycarroll's tweet image. put your sensory issues in the “Friends and Family Recovery Guide™️” and they all have to be nice to you forever cause they’ll feel bad #lifehack

Mamdani knows ball. I can see what Obama was pickin up on him.

Asked to clarify if he thinks Trump is a fascist, before Mamdani can answer, Trump intervenes and laughs it off, saying, “That’s ok. You can just say yes. That’s easier. It’s easier than explaining.”



my childhood made me believe that a good method to solving a lot of my problems was going to involve sneaking around in air vents a lot


I haven’t cooked real dinner in so long. Black Pepper Risotto with mostaccioli and fried zucs 💋

messycarroll's tweet image. I haven’t cooked real dinner in so long. Black Pepper Risotto with mostaccioli and fried zucs 💋
messycarroll's tweet image. I haven’t cooked real dinner in so long. Black Pepper Risotto with mostaccioli and fried zucs 💋

For anyone out there feeling lost, broken, or hopeless— this is a great read. I haven’t read a book in years and now I can’t put this down it’s great!

messycarroll's tweet image. For anyone out there feeling lost, broken, or hopeless— this is a great read. I haven’t read a book in years and now I can’t put this down it’s great!

My favorite part of group therapy is when it’s my turn to talk about my problems I go “well where do I begin… it all started the day I was born…” it’s been 2 months and that line still kills every time


could you imagine if my name was Missy Gibb? like i married into the Beegees family?


Worst American Idol Auditions Night


What’s the best type of puzzle #grandmaposting


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