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@johnprescott @kanyewest this could well be the best tweet in history.


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Arsenals last 3 premier league games: Brighton - 3 restarts delayed - no yellow Arsenal - 1 restart delayed - yellow Spurs - 3 restarts delayed - no yellow Arsenal - 1 restart delayed - yellow Man City - 2 restarts delayed - no yellow Arsenal - 1 restart delayed - yellow.


Entirely predictable

Spurs been due a tonking. Let’s hope the inevitable rot starts here.



Spurs been due a tonking. Let’s hope the inevitable rot starts here.


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Queues at Dover


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What the BBC used to say…

From Jay

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HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.


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Gary Lineker never gave the Tories a £400,000 donation, set up an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson or stood as a Conservative council candidate. But the people who did are lecturing him on the need for impartiality at the BBC.


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AC Milan haven’t reached a Champions League quarter final since 2012… Dr Tottenham will see you now 😂😂😂

Gunnersc0m's tweet image. AC Milan haven’t reached a Champions League quarter final since 2012…

Dr Tottenham will see you now 😂😂😂

Utterly pathetic @FA_PGMOL How much was in the envelope from Abu Dhabi?


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We’ve arrived surprisingly early at the point where none of the cheerleaders are trumpeting the success of Brexit. The racist liars have dusted off their betrayal myths, the narcissists are throwing a pity party & all the other geniuses are refusing to talk about it at all.


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Apparently Beyoncé will be using Tottenham's trophy cabinet as a changing room as it's the biggest empty space in the stadium.


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In which Suella Braverman openly admits that, under her govt, the *only* way to claim asylum for people fleeing many countries is… …get to the UK first - however you can. Ie dinghies.


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24 hours in Brexitland: Former Bank of England MPC member says Brexit "permanently damaged" Britain. London loses position as top European stock market to Paris. Former environment minister admits Australian trade deal "not actually very good".


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