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The BBC's senior political correspondent. Noted wit and raconteur. Loving mother of three beautiful children. I am none of these.

.@dougalshawBBC For my own sanity, can you please confirm that this is intended as a joke? bbc.co.uk/news/av/busine…


Oh look, something nice has happened (prepare yourself for three nasty things to compensate)

Breaking News: Chelsea Manning will be freed in May. President Obama is commuting her sentence. nyti.ms/2j6quyf



Want to go for a stroll in a lovely forest? Think again: you'll be walking through a prison for trees. Disgusting.


Just did an 'alt-fart'. (shat myself)


Journalists: can you explain the electoral college to me one more time, I think I've almost got it


Help crowdfund some traitors and their disgusting attempt to undermine the will of the British people: crowdjustice.org/case/peoples-c…


I must say I am finding all of this to be thoroughly entertaining

Friday's DAILY MAIL: "Enemies of the people" #tomorrowspaperstoday #bbcpapers (via @hendopolis)

BBCNews's tweet image. Friday's DAILY MAIL: "Enemies of the people" #tomorrowspaperstoday #bbcpapers (via @hendopolis)


"No, we wanted the other type of sovereignty! This type of sovereignty is all wrong!" bbc.co.uk/news/uk-378614…


Nice to see some kids outside celebrating the TRUE meaning of Guy Fawkes by shooting fireworks at cars (presumably Protestant).


Prescient (adj.)

Secretly hoping for a Brexit vote because I love watching disasters and one that goes on for decades sounds fucking immense. #BBCDebate



Learn To Program with Theresa May

natflaps's tweet image. Learn To Program with Theresa May

.@SW_Trains is there a desktop version of your website available for users without cataracts?

natflaps's tweet image. .@SW_Trains is there a desktop version of your website available for users without cataracts?

The adage that "anyone can be president!" is quickly turning from an optimistic quip into an alarming warning.


Which is the greatest indictment of our culture - The Lad Bible, or the actual Bible?


Trident is the world's most expensive fireworks display, and we won't even get to watch it.


SAY NO TO BEES! ("No", bees!)


Just did a run beset by flatulence - apologies to anyone I may have 'crop dusted'. Apart from leave voters, they can choke on my bumgas.


Oh shit! Too late

natflaps's tweet image. Oh shit! Too late

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