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My soul-sucking palm-sized depression device makes me happy.
Let me work for your company from the comfort of my home. I’ll be more efficient. Trust me.
To read a book is to stare at a dead tree while hallucinating.
Seven and a half billion perspectives all leading to some people not wanting some people to be right.
I paid for the whole speedometer so I’m gonna use the whole speedometer.
Conscience took a backseat to abnormality and the rest is annihilation.
The majority of people can’t even navigate a 4-way stop let alone understand the world they live in.
Remember to always politicize the shit out of every circumstance life brings your way. That way you can feel good about an ideology that you didn’t even come up with and doesn’t benefit you in any meaningful way.
... and the people went from being unique individuals to featureless objects in the blink of a virus.
Day after day we race to social media to prove to ourselves we’re really as dumb as we say we are.
The wrong are destroyed. The thinkers are destroyed. The wrong-thinkers are destroyed.
Too bad the Olympics were cancelled. We’d definitely have won gold in Mental Gymnastics.
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