paolixity's profile picture. the horrors persist but so do i

paolo

@paolixity

the horrors persist but so do i

Pinned

i never got coal for christmas but i did choose to be a georgetown basketball fan


paolo reposted

imagine graduating from Harvard, producing a show at MSNBC, advising the Senate Budget Committee, and writing a book about US economic policy, only to be out-influenced by a guy who spent 15 years arguing about pants on an obscure menswear forum

While it's easy to rail against unnamed elites, there's a broad cultural problem among Dems in general. One beloved Dem Twitter account is that of a snob who mocks wardrobes for not being authentically aristocratic.



paolo reposted

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.


paolo reposted

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women


paolo reposted

This might be the greatest reaction video of all time. I guarantee this is gonna go triple platinum lol

DWade just taking it all in at his statue unveiling...



paolo reposted

imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.


paolo reposted

I prefer not to speak (2024 edition) Another classic José Mourinho postgame presser 🗣️


paolo reposted
uglynewyork's tweet image.

What’s the most iconic purple outfit ever worn ?

PlayThatPop's tweet image. What’s the most iconic purple outfit ever worn ?


paolo reposted

Pandas have surpassed all other organisms to ever exist and achieved a total species victory. They are meticulously pampered and cared for from birth, their every need met, their every desire satisfied. They are universally adored and never perform even a second of labor.

the panda kindergarten is a place where young pandas are cared for and nurtured. 🐼🍼



paolo reposted

Acting like you didn’t rob a HR and letting them fully celebrate might be the most menacing thing I’ve ever seen


paolo reposted

Texas Football on a bye week watching the: #1,4,9,10,11 teams all lose today.


paolo reposted

Aaron Rodgers crawling like he needs a revive in Fortnite.


paolo reposted

best card writing advice I ever read

paigefinnn's tweet image. best card writing advice I ever read

paolo reposted

MF look like the Mucinex bug

GET IT AWAY

notcapnamerica's tweet image. GET IT AWAY
notcapnamerica's tweet image. GET IT AWAY


paolo reposted

No silence hits like this silence


paolo reposted

I can’t believe this made me laugh I’m so ashamed

sethsfilmreview's tweet image. I can’t believe this made me laugh I’m so ashamed

paolo reposted

Call her chairman mao the way she bounced on zedong

This post is unavailable.

paolo reposted

What a loss. Mutombo was not only an iconic player but an incredibly kind and giving member of the Georgetown community. He was a constant presence on campus and at games, even after many former players stopped showing up. Sending love to his family. #HoyaSaxa forever💙

Basketball Hall of Famer Dikembe Mutombo has passed away at 58 years old due to brain cancer.

ShamsCharania's tweet image. Basketball Hall of Famer Dikembe Mutombo has passed away at 58 years old due to brain cancer.


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.