patrickallendfs's profile picture. Senior SWE @ Arcules, Formerly: @4for4football @FakePigskin former poker, now high stakes DFS DK: F33NY

glyzzyrd skynard

@patrickallendfs

Senior SWE @ Arcules, Formerly: @4for4football @FakePigskin former poker, now high stakes DFS DK: F33NY

no one seems to understand that the jets have 53 players good enough to be in the nfl while the hoosiers (as much as i like them) have maybe 5 nfl players and a team full of future realtors and future high school gym teachers

I’d bet $5,000 that Indiana would beat the Jets in a full length football game.



Zinc???

Drake Maye will be shooting ropes to Chism this year.



glyzzyrd skynard reposted

it’s “protect and respect our women and children” when it’s black and brown ppl seeking asylum and a better life but “know ur place woman” when a womens team has success

Good luck in the final today, ladies. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. I will get my tin hat on now. 🤣🤣🤣



no it’s not

It's a shame this will be our last memory of Hulk Hogan in the WWE.



me and who

Sharon Osbourne straightening Ozzy’s hair with an iron. That’s the tweet.

NoContextHumans's tweet image. Sharon Osbourne straightening Ozzy’s hair with an iron. That’s the tweet.


Diddy duckin’ life in prison made me think of us. How sometimes, even when you're guilty, you still hope for a second chance. I never got to give you the freedom you deserved. But if you're ever tryna beat your own case of heartbreak... I’m still here. Hope youve been well x

patrickallendfs's tweet image. Diddy duckin’ life in prison made me think of us.
How sometimes, even when you're guilty, you still hope for a second chance. I never got to give you the freedom you deserved. But if you're ever tryna beat your own case of heartbreak... I’m still here.
Hope youve been well x

IBITHA HERE WE COME


he probably doesn’t even know they’re taking the piss

Saudi Royal Court now has a mobile McDonald’s serving Trump during his stay



sure living in central london is affordable when you work for a us company but you spend your bank holidays like this

patrickallendfs's tweet image. sure living in central london is affordable when you work for a us company but you spend your bank holidays like this

make it an actual bank holiday or gtfo

lol what

TheMaineWonk's tweet image. lol what


Am i “ran through” or do I just have a long skin care routine

Am I “ran through” or am I just a beloved member of my community



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You gotta be sick if you choosing money over Angel Reese



this has to be the most sun manchesters seen in years


the worst part of living in a walkable city is if you run a marathon you still live in a walkable city


Americans are so funny

You gotta be sick if you choosing money over Angel Reese



art of the deal

🚨WILD🚨 NICO IAMALEAVA WILL ONLY MAKE $900,000 AT UCLA AFTER TAXES. Federal Income Tax: $617,618 California State Income Tax: $210,027 Federal Payroll Taxes (FICA): $50,953 California SDI Tax: $1,684 Total Taxes: $880,283 Net Income: $919,716 Iamaleava reportedly wanted $4M.

MLFootball's tweet image. 🚨WILD🚨

NICO IAMALEAVA WILL ONLY MAKE $900,000 AT UCLA AFTER TAXES.

Federal Income Tax: $617,618
California State Income Tax: $210,027
Federal Payroll Taxes (FICA): $50,953
California SDI Tax: $1,684
Total Taxes: $880,283
Net Income: $919,716

Iamaleava reportedly wanted $4M.


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