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We should all get really horny on Christmas and fuck Santa


me calling room service: yes hi so I like to sleep in 65° air completely nude, hair braided, wrapped under 4 blankets like a lil piglet, but there are only three blankets so could you bring me one more blanket please? nope that’s it thank you


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i think it’s probably fine if technology stops advancing


i love elliott smith sm


return of the ballerina

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necessity breeds innovation

equine__dentist's tweet image. necessity breeds innovation

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i don’t wanna talk about it

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you never hear slow walkers disagreeing with fast walkers because they know they’re wrong asf for that


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Aaaaand yup the uber driver is taking us right through the valley of the shadow of death


just talked to someone whose breath smells like carbon monoxide


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If a girl asks your zodiac sign and your first response is to be annoyed, you’ve already fucked up. You don’t have enough whimsy in your heart to entertain an arbitrary topic for even a little tiny bit and it’s ugly


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