Can’t hang out today. It’s my friend Snoopy’s birthday. Yeah the beagle
Old Soviet joke: "Why was the flight delayed for an hour?" "The pilot saw a problem with one of the engines, but it's okay now." "Wow, you've replaced an engine in an hour?" "No, we've replaced the pilot."
If you're looking for a laugh, check out Family Guy on FOX- but disregard the dog Brian. He is poisoned by the left
“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries” Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas
All this tells me is that there's only two countries who understand what a "human right" actually is.
Reminder: In a UN vote on making food a human right, only 2 countries voted no… 1. The United States🇺🇸 2. Israel
go to your cat and jiggle that freeloader’s pouch right the fuck now
She has an independent streak in the sense she operates independent of the Constitution and the intellectual acumen of her peers on the Court.
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson turns independent streak loose on fellow justices trib.al/OJWQuz8
I was indoctrinated to love America. There’s literally nothing that you could tell me about America that would make me stop loving it. I know this because I’ve imbibed most of the canon of anti-American complaint with no alteration in my baseline feeling for my country. This is…
Infantrymen will look you dead in the eye and tell you they’re scared of this
people will look you dead in the eye and tell you they’re scared of this
BREAKING: Judge Boasberg of DC has ordered the Supreme Court to reverse their ruling.
Zohran Mandani doing well among educated demographics is an indictment of a higher education system that has been thoroughly reconfigured to educate people to believe things that are uncontroversially false
No one in America is not being fed. America's poorest people are its fattest people.
tw*tter in 2025 be like
I just realised ‘coincidence’ literally means like co-incidence, as in 2 incidents happening in combination... a coincidence
The Palestinian cause is so righteous that every time someone "takes action" on its behalf they do some shit like shoot a girl in the back or set an old lady on fire.
(*rasping*) put them in my van
RFK Jr. wants to save hundreds of Canadian ostriches that have likely been infected with bird flu. vanityfair.com/news/story/rfk…
You’re a sick fuck for stabbing that high schooler
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