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I hate when the coffee shop wants me to pick my own lid for my drink I don’t know what size this little cup is help me


I’ve always liked Trabzonspor I’ve always said that


my zeitgeist prediction is that everyone will realise run clubs aren’t even good and everyone will get into bird watching


unfortunately with the announcement of the my chemical romance show? tour? there has been a spike in the use of the term ‘elder emo’. please remember using this term will unfortunately categorise you as a stinky loser forever. just so you’re aware.


if anyone needed any definitive proof that god isn’t real I’ve just got my third paper cut of the day while doing my email job


cant imagine anything more embarrassing as an adult than liking 'central cee'


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So called free thinkers when they ask who will march forward when the smoke clears

xcloudbustingx's tweet image. So called free thinkers when they ask who will march forward when the smoke clears

i guess i just thought by 34 i’d be a lot better at spreading butter on bread


people with a ‘job’ and also a ‘dog’ how do you do literally anything


if you’re setting off fireworks tonight i hope one rebounds off the ground and lodges itself in your skull before exploding


last week luke with the outdoor boys said he couldn't make too many videos now because he needed to be home with his kids and this week he's snorkelling off a small abandoned island in oceania and eating bat soup


hour one of dog ownership: my glasses have never been this filthy


physically at work, mentally pretending to be a filing cabinet on protocol


puma can pay as many cool guys on the internet as they want i simply ain’t wearing that assed out go kart driver shoe

robxhelm's tweet image. puma can pay as many cool guys on the internet as they want i simply ain’t wearing that assed out go kart driver shoe

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More than 41,800 people have been killed in a year of Israel’s genocide against Palestinians in Gaza. The health ministry in Gaza has confirmed the identities of more than 34,000 of them. Here are their names.


how do i not see football tweets like this ever again? i dont want to know. i dont care. mr elon musk please make this stop. i want to watch football and enjoy it not have some fart in a basement tell me that a clearly great players mechanics aren’t correct. please i am begging

Ground power is lacking, his full range of motion is not easily accessible, forced to expend ridiculous energy just to protect the ball against big athletes, can't snap into challenges, no burst, no bite... This is the opposite of Verratti. His passing is not even that good.



think the real winner of this fixture is anyone who doesn’t have to go back to fucking merseyside


roy keanes there does he fancy a run out second half


i’d get in this rangers team


can’t stop listening to cky send help


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