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sammy

@sameebagels

bringing back the blogging era 💋

Love the “suggested for you today”. Cause sometimes I’m like sure. Whatever. Cmon miss teezo …


Just know if you see me looking at some bananas I’m not looking for bruises I’m looking for BANANA SPIDERS


Gunna in alliance with the furries


And in the event of an emergency who do I inform I am smoking that chronic


Sorry but if I can smell you before I see you I hate you


When I find the CEO of naming weed. Trust you WILL be dealt with.


My Chick-fil-A server said thank you back to me when I said thank you and then she looked at me with fear in her eyes. Oh girl they’re gonna get you.


Scorpios. You can’t scare me. You were a valentines day baby…


The thing is I don’t think you live a lavish lifestyle I just think you lie about not doing sex work and have bad credit :(


Imagine debt collectors calling your entire family trying to get ur whereabouts and your father is somewhere out there dying of cancer lol ! KYS !!!!


How beautiful you were able to make friends from all over the world! and they all managed to be white !


Something I’ve noticed become a common occurrence at my job-Older women holding doors open for younger mothers holding their babies and the older women always saying something along the lines of “I was there once” 😭🥺


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“My collection” by future plays but it’s just all the little tableware I’ve stolen from restaurant’s


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When I see squirrels with no fur on their tails I literally want to scream and cry because why has your life been so hard


Another day, another “rack city”on the sales floor


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People keep misunderstanding me and my intentions

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Hey guys just as a heads up if you had any plans this weekend I had another dream of a meteor dropping onto earth and it totes blocked out all satalite communications and sunlight - they called it a ice block so be careful!


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