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Love the “suggested for you today”. Cause sometimes I’m like sure. Whatever. Cmon miss teezo …
Just know if you see me looking at some bananas I’m not looking for bruises I’m looking for BANANA SPIDERS
And in the event of an emergency who do I inform I am smoking that chronic
When I find the CEO of naming weed. Trust you WILL be dealt with.
My Chick-fil-A server said thank you back to me when I said thank you and then she looked at me with fear in her eyes. Oh girl they’re gonna get you.
The thing is I don’t think you live a lavish lifestyle I just think you lie about not doing sex work and have bad credit :(
Imagine debt collectors calling your entire family trying to get ur whereabouts and your father is somewhere out there dying of cancer lol ! KYS !!!!
How beautiful you were able to make friends from all over the world! and they all managed to be white !
Something I’ve noticed become a common occurrence at my job-Older women holding doors open for younger mothers holding their babies and the older women always saying something along the lines of “I was there once” 😭🥺
“My collection” by future plays but it’s just all the little tableware I’ve stolen from restaurant’s
When I see squirrels with no fur on their tails I literally want to scream and cry because why has your life been so hard
Hey guys just as a heads up if you had any plans this weekend I had another dream of a meteor dropping onto earth and it totes blocked out all satalite communications and sunlight - they called it a ice block so be careful!
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