Sam Schaick
@samuelJschaick
(he/him) Davey’s human. Youth football coach. Fish guy. Big Wisconsin 🦡 fan. Apologies if you’re here for strictly fish tweets.
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In 2017, I nearly turned down a Masters offer because I couldn’t imagine making it 2+ yrs. Not through the program, but on earth. I consistently wished I was dead. ~4 years later (today), I fulfilled a promise by handing a printed copy of my accepted manuscript to my therapist.
Both my parents and sister have started using my dog as a means to get away from people during holiday gatherings. I hate this. They stole my move. Get your own social safety valve.
The maddening ambiguity of “what the analytics say” when watching football continues to send me up the wall. Show us the inner workings of the model!
Not a political statement, nothing against Rep Williams, I’m sure the thought comes from “safety” and good intentions but this might be the softest shit I’ve ever heard 🤦🏾♂️
I am proud to introduce the O.H.I.O Sportsmanship Act to make flag planting at midfield a felony in the state of Ohio. Behavior that incites violent brawls and puts our law enforcement officers in danger has no place on the football field.
When did the red zone become the red area? Tom Brady, Kirk Herbstreit, Mike McDaniel all saying it now… I hate it
Sports suck. Waste of time. Nothing matters. We’re all going to die anyway
Beating Arizona in hoops last night made my heart full Losing to Oregon tonight in Football ripped it right the fuck out of my chest
We are looking to hire a #paddlefish and #native #nongame #fisheries biologist! Come work with me in Jenks, OK. Please RT! okgov.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/okgovjob…
📢 Exciting News! For the first time in nearly 120 years, @Mark_A_Davis79 and Sarah Douglass at the @INHSIllinois have found the state-endangered Salamander Mussel alive in Illinois! 🦪 More: loom.ly/ueWR75g #Conservation #EndangeredSpecies
“Our family is good at making two things; apple butter and license plates”
I would love to know the #Badgers success rate on 4th and 1's out of the shotgun the last two seasons.
Phil Longo refusing to utilize anything other than shotgun in short yardage is taking years off my life
CAN WE PLEASE GET OUT THE GUN ON SHORT YARDAGE…… MY GOODNESS
Last year was 21 Savage, this year it’s Creed. I’m a chameleon
I might not be the best junior high football coach, but I doubt there’s a better junior high football coach in America at using mostly clean 21 Savage lyrics to hype up their 7th and 8th graders.
Bringing your pet snake with you to the team photo shoot is a power move
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