Scorpius Ryan
@scorpiusryan21
I wish I was a cat, but regrettably I'm an incredibly handsome boy. he/him/his
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I went to a Catholic High School and one time a teacher threw a stapler at a student
grave digger is a beautiful name for a girl
“it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?” -jesus on the cross after being betrayed by judas’ kiss
Step 1: Be featured on Duke Men’s Basketball IG story for ESPN Step 2: ????? Step 3: Profit Step 4: Retire
In Durham, North Carolina talking about Today’s TMJ4 John Malan
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A rare picture of Kawhi smiling, RT for good luck.
Dude over my shoulder at the bar asking why im watching Bucks Finals highlights as if it warrants an explanation
I love bands that are also body parts. The Shins, The Head and the Heart, Chumbawumba I have to presume
Save it and everyone will receive a vial of my Resses milk collection on my wedding day
I gotta ask…what do y’all do with the leftover cereal milk? A. Drink it B. Toss it
Watching teen drug addiction, graphic violence and disturbing sex scenes in Euphoria and cant help but remembering how one generation prior parents were losing their mind over Bart Simpson saying “eat my shorts”
Yo... Agent Cody Banks was a bad ass. And I was Cody Banks. That's bad ass. I wonder if 36 year old Cody Banks is sitting in bed eating Fritos while shaking his gut, thinking "I really let myself go" like I'm doing right now. What do you do after you saved the world twice at 16?
The Internet kicks so much ass. All I had to do was google Sqwordle and this gem already existed
Yeah I'm great at multitasking, I can simultaneously read and have thoughts about something completely different at the same time, allowing me to retain the information of neither activity
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