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Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

Not having a cradle to slam a phone down into is really cramping my style lately.


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

We now have arrived at the portion of the year in which I’m always hungry and can always eat more.


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

Some people fuck around and then are OBLIVIOUS when they are supposed to be finding out!


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

People will stare. Make it worth their while.


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

I think the elephant really ties the room together.


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

i just heard the phrase, “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

I'm tired of explaining myself to people who refuse to understand


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

Social media is like a soap opera. You can stay away for months. Then tune in one day, and it's all the same people saying all the same shit.


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

Be the bitch everyone thinks you are * me as a therapist


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

I just went through my Tupperware cabinet and only ended up with one extra lid. Nbd.


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

I feel like you should be diagnosed as ‘having more shit than a goose’.


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

I wish you could see you like I see you.


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

Plot twist: It all goes well, and it keeps getting better. Stay in your magic!


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

I want to retweet you— It’s just your tweets don’t make any sense.


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

Pretty disappointed, I was missing and no one bothered to put my face on a milk carton.


Johnicus Shushicum (check mark) podał dalej

People just don’t name their sons Ebeneezer anymore and I think that’s sad.


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