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It is what it is and I yam what I yam. Google Maps influencer. https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=from%3A@sjlibbmc%20-filter%3Areplies

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coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth


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We now have arrived at the portion of the year in which I’m always hungry and can always eat more.


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Some people fuck around and then are OBLIVIOUS when they are supposed to be finding out!


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People will stare. Make it worth their while.


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I think the elephant really ties the room together.


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i just heard the phrase, “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more


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I'm tired of explaining myself to people who refuse to understand


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Social media is like a soap opera. You can stay away for months. Then tune in one day, and it's all the same people saying all the same shit.


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Be the bitch everyone thinks you are * me as a therapist


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I just went through my Tupperware cabinet and only ended up with one extra lid. Nbd.


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I feel like you should be diagnosed as ‘having more shit than a goose’.


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I wish you could see you like I see you.


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Plot twist: It all goes well, and it keeps getting better. Stay in your magic!


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I want to retweet you— It’s just your tweets don’t make any sense.


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Pretty disappointed, I was missing and no one bothered to put my face on a milk carton.


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People just don’t name their sons Ebeneezer anymore and I think that’s sad.


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Hear me out: videos of freshly cooked corn cobs, being sexily, erotically slathered with a knob of butter, and we call it CornHub


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Not making a choice definitely makes the choice.


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If you just took the time to get to know me, you’d like me even less.


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