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sql-monk

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Nullius in verba

Одяг якусь хуйню на голову і починає тіпа теліпати. При цьому це тіло ще і по кімнаті розгулює. їбучий зомбак. (саме так я виглядаю в очах мого кота, коли слухаю музику)


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those who know

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Дуже багато механіки ) в мене просто два моніки. на одному я працюю на іншому сижу в твітері )

My therapist said I needed a better work/life balance so I built this.



Everyone wants to call some external API from the database... If someone says they don't want to do that, they're lying. The assemblies in their database that I've seen tell the truth. So... learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/rela…

sql_monk's tweet image. Everyone wants to call some external API from the database... If someone says they don't want to do that, they're lying. The assemblies in their database that I've seen tell the truth. So...
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/rela…

Ратом кому не вистачає нової магії в SQLS 2025, тут ще її на powershell трішки підвезли.

AI agents in pure PowerShell. Drop a .ps1 → done. CSV→Excel Git summaries Self-healing errors (Stack Overflow) Auto reports No Python. No Docker. Just magic. 🔗 github.com/dfinke/awesome… #PowerShell #AI

dfinke's tweet image. AI agents in pure PowerShell.
Drop a .ps1 → done.

CSV→Excel
Git summaries
Self-healing errors (Stack Overflow)
Auto reports

No Python. No Docker. Just magic.
🔗 github.com/dfinke/awesome…
#PowerShell #AI


Split multiline string to table (with skipping empty).. It never was that easy on T-SQL learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/t-sq…

sql_monk's tweet image. Split multiline string to table (with skipping empty).. It never was that easy on T-SQL learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/t-sq…

I can't believe it's true, but it is 🥹 REGEX_REPLACE learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/t-sq…

sql_monk's tweet image. I can't believe it's true, but it is 🥹

REGEX_REPLACE

learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/t-sq…

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