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Everyone wants to call some external API from the database... If someone says they don't want to do that, they're lying. The assemblies in their database that I've seen tell the truth. So... learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/rela…

sql_monk's tweet image. Everyone wants to call some external API from the database... If someone says they don't want to do that, they're lying. The assemblies in their database that I've seen tell the truth. So...
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/rela…

Ратом кому не вистачає нової магії в SQLS 2025, тут ще її на powershell трішки підвезли.

AI agents in pure PowerShell. Drop a .ps1 → done. CSV→Excel Git summaries Self-healing errors (Stack Overflow) Auto reports No Python. No Docker. Just magic. 🔗 github.com/dfinke/awesome… #PowerShell #AI

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Drop a .ps1 → done.

CSV→Excel
Git summaries
Self-healing errors (Stack Overflow)
Auto reports

No Python. No Docker. Just magic.
🔗 github.com/dfinke/awesome…
#PowerShell #AI


Split multiline string to table (with skipping empty).. It never was that easy on T-SQL learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/t-sq…

sql_monk's tweet image. Split multiline string to table (with skipping empty).. It never was that easy on T-SQL learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/t-sq…

I can't believe it's true, but it is 🥹 REGEX_REPLACE learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/t-sq…

sql_monk's tweet image. I can't believe it's true, but it is 🥹

REGEX_REPLACE

learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/t-sq…

It's time to update your SSMS. How about 22 (with copilot onboard)? aka.ms/ssms


I thought this would never happen, but... Regular expressions. Using LIKE is a special kung fu learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/rela…


Native support for CSV, Parquet, & Delta PolyBase Query Service for External Data installation is no longer required to use OPENROWSET or CREATE EXTERNAL TABLE learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/rela…


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