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Will the last person to leave this site please leave all the lights and servers on ? I’m done. #mastondon profile in my username. Hope to see you there. If not, please reach out any other way except here. Be excellent to each other. R.
10 things you need to AVOID saying at all costs in job interviews: P.S use number 10 as a hack in all of your interviews. // 🧵a thread🧵//
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O M F G ! That’s a whole load of deep nerd stuff right there. And I am *so* here for this content.
You can now tailor models to a specific query when using Cardinality Estimation Feedback in #SQLServer2022! Learn more about model variants: msft.it/6014eGzsu
To put in context multi millionaire Nadhim Zahawi threatening nurses & ambulance paramedics with bringing in soldiers to break their strike, it’s worth remembering his expenses claim which included heating his horses’ stables was more than a nurse on starting pay is asking for.
Excited to share we have just released a new #Synapse runtime for Apache Spark! You can now use #Spark 3.3.1 and #Delta 2.1.1 in preview! #SynapseAnalytics learn.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/sy…
#redflag : when an employer says that they “define an industry standard term as”…
AWS. For when you don’t need stuff, but have massive tech #fomo in your C-suite.
Create an #AzureCosmosDB for #PostgreSQL cluster in the #Azure portal 🏃♂️🏃♀️🏃 Try the quickstart now: learn.microsoft.com/azure/cosmos-d…
Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.
oOOoo ! This looks fun ! @Azure_Synapse and @AzureCosmosDB working together 🧡 #sqlfamily
👀 ICYMI: Enabling analytics with Azure Synapse Link is on demand 🎥 WATCH NOW mybuild.microsoft.com/en-US/sessions…"
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Dear #PowerShell friends, we need your help! Tell us what you would like to read inside your #PSConfEU 2023 mug? For PSConfEU 2022, it was [ValidateNotNullOrEmpty()], what should we have next?
![PSConfEU's tweet image. Dear #PowerShell friends, we need your help!
Tell us what you would like to read inside your #PSConfEU 2023 mug?
For PSConfEU 2022, it was [ValidateNotNullOrEmpty()], what should we have next?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiaHoBOX0AEJfbp.jpg)
Distributed #PostgreSQL comes to #AzureCosmosDB We’re excited to announce Azure Cosmos DB for PostgreSQL, a new Generally Available service to build cloud-native relational applications. Powered by @citusdata. devblogs.microsoft.com/cosmosdb/distr…
This is the reason AI-generated images freak me out. Yes, there was a darker intent (looking for an antithesis), but this is waaaaay creepy.
Distributed #PostgreSQL comes to #AzureCosmosDB We’re excited to announce Azure Cosmos DB for PostgreSQL, a new Generally Available service to build cloud-native relational applications. Powered by @citusdata. devblogs.microsoft.com/cosmosdb/distr…
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