Matt Hanson
@sqlsourcerer
DBA and developer using T-SQL, C#, F#, and PowerShell to get the most out of SQL Server. Full time teleworker.
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C’mon @SlackHQ the phone app needs a debounce notification feature. I do want to follow the conversation, but I don’t need a notification every 2 seconds.
Indeed. Learning F# made me a much better C# programmer than I was before
I got the chance to see Jeff Moden speak again at #SqlSaturdayPittsburgh today. I always enjoy seeing his heterodox take on SQL Server topics. His presentations are invariably novel, illuminating, and readily applicable to my work.
> did you know you're connected to the production database?
Fellow speakers, can I humbly make a suggestion? If you’re doing a live demo, do a screen recording of what it looks like working. That way if it fails you still have something to show. Conference WiFi is not reliable and unfortunately neither is speaker-brain.
If Jean-Paul Sartre were a developer, he would have said "hell is other people's code"
Just read an outstanding SQL TDE article by @simonmcauliffe linked by @BrentOzarULTD weekly email. It makes a devastating case that TDE is security theater. simonmcauliffe.com/technology/tde/
Happy 26th birthday Linux!!! Here's your fucking cake, go ahead and compile it yourself.
Working on a new series where I create rather than capture the world around me. This one features #Pittsburgh & the Milky Way. More to come!
the imposter syndrome is a paradox: people who never doubt themselves are the real imposters
"My production server has 12GB memory and .." My laptop should not have more memory than your production server.
Well first he would have to damn the name for starting with sp_
A PowerShell Toolkit for Attacking SQL Server: PowerUpSQL flip.it/GMM1UT > plenty of info on security to be gained
Thank you to organizers and speakers #sqlsatPittsburgh @mikehillwig @kekline @heigesr2 @SQLGene @SQLFlipFlopsDBA great job!
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