theSLAMblog's profile picture. Comedy writer for TV, sketch, theatre. Top 10% @coverfly / went a wee bit viral for http://submittinglikeaman.com. Half South African, half Floridian, half Muppet.

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@theSLAMblog

Comedy writer for TV, sketch, theatre. Top 10% @coverfly / went a wee bit viral for http://submittinglikeaman.com. Half South African, half Floridian, half Muppet.

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This is how I feel when someone tells me I should smile. #barf

theSLAMblog's tweet image. This is how I feel when someone tells me I should smile. #barf

Me when @Lowes reschedules my appliance delivery for Yom Kippur with no alternate date.


I would like to speak to the zebra who laid this egg.

theSLAMblog's tweet image. I would like to speak to the zebra who laid this egg.

Tr*mp upstaged by a bunch of puppies. This is some next level trolling 😂

theSLAMblog's tweet image. Tr*mp upstaged by a bunch of puppies. This is some next level trolling 😂

Glad to see the Rat Czar putting their general aura of badassery right to work.

theSLAMblog's tweet image. Glad to see the Rat Czar putting their general aura of badassery right to work.

Life Update: I’ve found my true calling. gothamist.com/news/nyc-is-hi…



…When you’re secretly filming a dog’s cute butt and you get caught. 👀


I love the idea of an on-call Building Matron whose entire job is to advise menstruating women about what to do when the tampon dispenser is empty. She doesn’t bring them tampons. Just a hug.

theSLAMblog's tweet image. I love the idea of an on-call Building Matron whose entire job is to advise menstruating women about what to do when the tampon dispenser is empty. She doesn’t bring them tampons. Just a hug.

Lololol. 3hrs after sending this tweet I got my “new” notes from @austinfilmfest. They are just my old notes but with references to “Elijah” (a character who doesn’t exist in my script) taken out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So @austinfilmfest still never sent me corrected notes. Meanwhile BlueCat is over here trying to send me notes for a contest I didn’t submit to. 🙃🫠

theSLAMblog's tweet image. So @austinfilmfest still never sent me corrected notes. Meanwhile BlueCat is over here trying to send me notes for a contest I didn’t submit to. 🙃🫠


So @austinfilmfest still never sent me corrected notes. Meanwhile BlueCat is over here trying to send me notes for a contest I didn’t submit to. 🙃🫠

theSLAMblog's tweet image. So @austinfilmfest still never sent me corrected notes. Meanwhile BlueCat is over here trying to send me notes for a contest I didn’t submit to. 🙃🫠

Life Update: I’ve found my true calling. gothamist.com/news/nyc-is-hi…


Just got my reader notes from #AFF, and they refer to a character named Elijah. My script has no Elijah, nor anything similar. Did I get someone else’s notes, @austinfilmfest? Was my script properly evaluated? 🧐


There’s a special place in hell for people who loudly whistle Fiddler on the Roof on a subway platform at 8am.


Good news! A solid number of midtown’s best douches have returned to the office.


Walking through the rubble of a devastating hurricane in ✨flip flops✨ is so peak Florida, I can't even. @tampabaytimes

theSLAMblog's tweet image. Walking through the rubble of a devastating hurricane in ✨flip flops✨ is so peak Florida, I can't even. @tampabaytimes

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