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@tracesthings

• he/him • dad@home • there are no good republicans. vote them all out and shame them into oblivion •

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You HAVE to read the description on Zillow

IT’S back to school time and what better way to go back to school than to literally buy a former school?? This Cascade, WI home has over 17k sq ft, sits on 18.43 acres and is currently listed for only $849,000.

zillowgonewild's tweet image. IT’S back to school time and what better way to go back to school than to literally buy a former school?? 

This Cascade, WI home has over 17k sq ft, sits on 18.43 acres and is currently listed for only $849,000.
zillowgonewild's tweet image. IT’S back to school time and what better way to go back to school than to literally buy a former school?? 

This Cascade, WI home has over 17k sq ft, sits on 18.43 acres and is currently listed for only $849,000.
zillowgonewild's tweet image. IT’S back to school time and what better way to go back to school than to literally buy a former school?? 

This Cascade, WI home has over 17k sq ft, sits on 18.43 acres and is currently listed for only $849,000.
zillowgonewild's tweet image. IT’S back to school time and what better way to go back to school than to literally buy a former school?? 

This Cascade, WI home has over 17k sq ft, sits on 18.43 acres and is currently listed for only $849,000.


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It’s a puzzle… they’re trying to puzzle you

This is my one issue with a phenomenal game in New York Times Connections. They often times try to “trick” you with a very obvious grouping but normal it’s missing one. These are four nba teams! That is a category! You can’t do that

LDtheMan's tweet image. This is my one issue with a phenomenal game in New York Times Connections. They often times try to “trick” you with a very obvious grouping but normal it’s missing one. These are four nba teams! That is a category! You can’t do that


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Introduced our kids to Wet Hot American Summer (they’re older, it’s okay) and while there’s great work by @ZakOrth and @michaelianblack and others, nothing tops @KenMarino driving a van straight into a tree.


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Excellent collection of weirdos (guy who works by lantern-light, woman who wore a homemade dino dress to defend her dissertation) fighting over who discovered what season the dinosaurs all died in nymag.com/intelligencer/…


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time for evil dinner, the dinner I eat in the almost-pitch black kitchen after 11pm in under 6 minutes


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this podcast is so great add it to your rotation

literally once a week i see a tweet that asks why there isn’t a podcast about internet main characters or what happens after a modern fifteen minutes of fame moment. THERE IS! it’s called sixteenth minute and every week i interview and examine a fifteen minutes expat. listen 😀



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Nintendo should call the Switch 2 the Super Nintendo Switch, then get Paul Rudd again to do the commercial.

The Super Nintendo was released in North America 33 years ago today: August 23, 1991



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Your wife wishing you a happy anniversary from stage as she accepts a Presidential nomination has to be like the Medal of Honor of Wife Guys…Doug you have ascended to Wife Guy Valhalla

ArmandDoma's tweet image. Your wife wishing you a happy anniversary from stage as she accepts a Presidential nomination has to be like the Medal of Honor of Wife Guys…Doug you have ascended to Wife Guy Valhalla

I’m never not hoping for the Muppets

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Surprise, fuckos!


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Uncanny

RiverTamYDN's tweet image. Uncanny
RiverTamYDN's tweet image. Uncanny
RiverTamYDN's tweet image. Uncanny
RiverTamYDN's tweet image. Uncanny

🚨New: President Trump will visit 4 battleground states next week👇 Monday: York, Pennsylvania Tuesday: Howell, Michigan Wednesday: Asheboro, North Carolina Thursday: Border-Phoenix, AZ Friday: Glendale, AZ

TheCalvinCooli1's tweet image. 🚨New: President Trump will visit 4 battleground states next week👇

Monday: York, Pennsylvania
Tuesday: Howell, Michigan
Wednesday: Asheboro, North Carolina
Thursday: Border-Phoenix, AZ 
Friday: Glendale, AZ


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In my best Adam West voice…

SammLevine's tweet image. In my best Adam West voice…

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And that last part is really what right wing MAGA kooks are afraid of. They’ve taught themselves to be afraid of jokes about white people tacos. They’re really afraid of this country settling on new, integrated norms that include being a good neighbor and helping each other.


Fucking demented, I love it

🚨New: President Trump will visit 4 battleground states next week👇 Monday: York, Pennsylvania Tuesday: Howell, Michigan Wednesday: Asheboro, North Carolina Thursday: Border-Phoenix, AZ Friday: Glendale, AZ

TheCalvinCooli1's tweet image. 🚨New: President Trump will visit 4 battleground states next week👇

Monday: York, Pennsylvania
Tuesday: Howell, Michigan
Wednesday: Asheboro, North Carolina
Thursday: Border-Phoenix, AZ 
Friday: Glendale, AZ


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The Wall Street Journal editorial board tried to list all of Walz's terrible radical liberal policies and ended up making him sound fantastic

NathanJRobinson's tweet image. The Wall Street Journal editorial board tried to list all of Walz's terrible radical liberal policies and ended up making him sound fantastic

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Tim Walz really is that guy at Home Depot that you don’t know that spends 20-30 minutes randomly explaining to you why you need to use hex bolts for your project. JD Vance is the guy berating the cashier at Panera for not giving him a refill on his lemonade. That’s the difference


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Becoming a dinosaur scientist and winning a gold medal for jumping on the trampoline, don't tell any 7 year old their dreams are out of reach

OMG, Bryony Page, who just won Olympic Gold for trampolining, studied palaeontology and wrote her dissertation on acoustic signalling in dinosaurs 🤩🦖🦕

BereniceHealey's tweet image. OMG, Bryony Page, who just won Olympic Gold for trampolining, studied palaeontology and wrote her dissertation on acoustic signalling in dinosaurs 🤩🦖🦕


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People are watching Minneapolis Airport on FlightAware to see if Tim Walz is the VP pick — as if a midwesterner wouldn’t pack their car with 18 hours worth of snacks and leave at a sensible 3am to beat the traffic


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