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Radagast the Brown

@treewizardbeard

enjoyer of things that are green and wild

I’m not performative when I smoke my pipe in the woods. It’s my natural state The rest of my life is performative


“One thoughtful present” is all you need for any occasion unless they’re your children, especially Christmas


When I’m made Emperor I’ll put you in a gulag if you put up a plastic Christmas tree


I’ve come back to you now, at the turn of the tide


The older I get the more conservative I get. At 95 I’ll be legally changing my name to Adolf at this rate


Waking up kids from a peaceful nap is such a sad thing but I need ground lamb


Now you know where to lick

If his house is wired to code then it's safe to just grab it out of the neutral.

barnabasdotexe's tweet image. If his house is wired to code then it's safe to just grab it out of the neutral.


A good morning for some pancakes


I drank too much wine and now I am the grape


Late night esoteric occult/weird America radio broadcaster would be the best job in the world

Now that Tucker is doing ‘the occult,’ and people are talking about ‘demons’ all the time, Joe Rogan interviews Bob Lazar and talks of alien craft in New Mexico. The godfather of all this stuff was Art Bell, keeping truckers awake in the middle of the night for decades.

FischerKing64's tweet image. Now that Tucker is doing ‘the occult,’ and people are talking about ‘demons’ all the time, Joe Rogan interviews Bob Lazar and talks of alien craft in New Mexico.

The godfather of all this stuff was Art Bell, keeping truckers awake in the middle of the night for decades.


I’m going to buy an upright piano and learn to play it


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anyway, i woodburned this antique ironing board

capstellium's tweet image. anyway, i woodburned this antique ironing board
capstellium's tweet image. anyway, i woodburned this antique ironing board
capstellium's tweet image. anyway, i woodburned this antique ironing board
capstellium's tweet image. anyway, i woodburned this antique ironing board

Potato soup as a C? An unacceptable injustice

New soup tier list just dropped (based on your suggestions) 🍜

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I’d rather not have screens in my house. I wish I could mail my tweets via the post office


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This is my kind of medical treatment!

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