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Part of being too drunk is knowing the ramen is too hot. Part of being an adult is knowing the water is the reason and dumping it out.
only sniveling, weakling children wait for the promise of a marshmallow that may never come. the strong wisely take what already sits before them
Every morning I buy 2 Red bulls from the same man. We’ve never said a word to each other. He has green eyes. But This morning he spoke to me. He said “hey man. I pray you find peace”. I just smiled and started to walk away. Then he spoke again. He said “but I know you never will”
Republicans are getting very upset people keep retweeting this ad so I figured I would post for any of you who haven’t seen it yet and then I am going to retweet myself tonight.
seeing “dune” the way it was meant to be seen: on the big screen, with a big tub of popcorn, next to a gf who hates that I spent the entire car ride explaining the lore of house atreides
Creepy thought police shit
let me get this straight... birds have beaks pigs have snouts and humans have A Liar’s Maw from which Innocence Dies? got it ok
Just wait until you hear what he did to an entire wedding party in Yemen
Anyone defending institutional Wall St right now just got an envelope with photos of themselves at Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday.
She right
She want me to be off my phone before she’s off hers so I can give her attention before she needs it or it’s already too late
She want me to be off my phone before she’s off hers so I can give her attention before she needs it or it’s already too late
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