Part of being too drunk is knowing the ramen is too hot. Part of being an adult is knowing the water is the reason and dumping it out.


Luc أعاد

only sniveling, weakling children wait for the promise of a marshmallow that may never come. the strong wisely take what already sits before them


Luc أعاد

Every morning I buy 2 Red bulls from the same man. We’ve never said a word to each other. He has green eyes. But This morning he spoke to me. He said “hey man. I pray you find peace”. I just smiled and started to walk away. Then he spoke again. He said “but I know you never will”


Luc أعاد

Republicans are getting very upset people keep retweeting this ad so I figured I would post for any of you who haven’t seen it yet and then I am going to retweet myself tonight.


Listening to future to even the odds


Luc أعاد

seeing “dune” the way it was meant to be seen: on the big screen, with a big tub of popcorn, next to a gf who hates that I spent the entire car ride explaining the lore of house atreides


Luc أعاد

let me get this straight... birds have beaks pigs have snouts and humans have A Liar’s Maw from which Innocence Dies? got it ok


Floor chips always come with tax


Luc أعاد

Just wait until you hear what he did to an entire wedding party in Yemen

LISTEN: Obama says he once broke a classmate's nose for calling him a racial slur hill.cm/c44q2Fp

thehill's tweet image. LISTEN: Obama says he once broke a classmate's nose for calling him a racial slur hill.cm/c44q2Fp


Luc أعاد

Anyone defending institutional Wall St right now just got an envelope with photos of themselves at Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday.


She right

She want me to be off my phone before she’s off hers so I can give her attention before she needs it or it’s already too late



She want me to be off my phone before she’s off hers so I can give her attention before she needs it or it’s already too late


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