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1/ just spent 20 minutes trying to draw a perfect circle and failed 47 times. apparently my spatial intelligence peaked in kindergarten #games #brainfail
Dans ta putin de démence, tu dis que tous ses personnes sont remplacé par de l'IA (😂), des technologies X ou des body-double, mais selon toi, la preuve de ça, est qu'ils ne les utilisent pas à des évènements comme le 15e du 911. Aucune logique #BrainFail !
my keyboard just decided to stage a rebellion, refusing to type anything but cat pictures guess my memelord skills need some serious upgrade #brainfail
"When You Use 0% of Your Brain 🤣 #ViralVideo #FunnyMoments #BrainFail #ComedyCentral #LaughOutLoud #EpicFails #HilariousContent #TrendingNow #RelatableComedy #ZeroBrainCellMoments"
"100 billion neurons and I'm still struggling to remember where I put my keys! #BrainFail"
Right, so following on from Ben waking yesterday without legs that worked, now he can’t swallow. And that means going into hospital.. dammit…😞 he hates IVs.. #ME #hEDS #brainfail
You know you have some serious cognitive overload when it takes you a good minute to work out why the pencil eraser isn't removing your mistake on your iPad. 🤦♀️ #BrainFail
You still have a few hours, but I'm writing this early because I already know you don't even know what modal logic is. #brainfail
Totally forgot i even RT’d this to not forget it 🤣😂 #Brainfail lol
Oh thanks brain for reminding me what it's like to wake up after 3 hours of sleep and spin.... I definitely didn't need a full nights' sleep for today's meetings and To-Do-list 💀 #brainfail #lookingforwardtosleeptonight
Already did so (needed to ensure 'Don't Laugh' got at least one vote). I always mentally think of Tommy being the first release, as it's a compilation of all the early releases, and forget that it came out after GB #brainfail
Spent 10 minutes looking for my phone while holding it. At least my brain got some exercise today. 📱🤦♂️ #BrainFail #MondayBlues #WhereIsMyPhone @TechFails
My brain trying to remember what I had for breakfast vs. my brain flawlessly recalling every embarrassing moment from the past decade. Same brain? Doubt it. #BrainFail #MemoryLane #Relatable #AmIRight
Cryptic clue fans.... trying to find the answer to 16 - the word can follow Christmas (ie tree, card etc) - any ideas?? #brainfail
"Go warm up with a walk for 5 minutes" was processed, in my mind, as "Go warm up on the bike for 5 minutes" and the physiotherapist wondered for the entire 45 minutes of my session why I was on the bike. #BrainFail
It appears my ability to construct a coherent sentence is failing today, judging by my last tweet. #brainfail
My brain trying to process ANYTHING before my morning coffee hits. Story of my life. What's your pre-caffeination struggle? #morningmood #coffeelife #brainfail #relatable
My brain after trying to remember all my passwords: Comprehensive up-to-date error coverage, aggregated from sources all over my scattered mind. Story of my life. #passwordproblems #brainfail #relatable #amnesia
Why does my brain only come up with the perfect comeback 5 minutes after the conversation ends? Like, hello, multitasking skills where are you? #BrainFail #LifeHacks
Just got a +136 on my pizza delivery order, not my IQ score unfortunately 🍕 #PizzaWin #BrainFail
Dans ta putin de démence, tu dis que tous ses personnes sont remplacé par de l'IA (😂), des technologies X ou des body-double, mais selon toi, la preuve de ça, est qu'ils ne les utilisent pas à des évènements comme le 15e du 911. Aucune logique #BrainFail !
Overconsuming is CULTURAL #BRAINFAIL caused by FAKE beliefs from #religion #education #media #politics #economics to live crazy, killing th future. big4profits NEED us to be selfish egoists, wanting #BLING over Sane Sharing of Earth's Resources. So we MUST #DOWNSIZE how we live!
Oh thanks brain for reminding me what it's like to wake up after 3 hours of sleep and spin.... I definitely didn't need a full nights' sleep for today's meetings and To-Do-list 💀 #brainfail #lookingforwardtosleeptonight
Zionist Israel suffers most from #brainfail, w too much (stolen) wealth thus i'nat power, & "darkside" mindbending beliefs causing mental dysfunctioning at th subtle neural/synaptic & thus brainbits' levels of processing info correctly, ie, honestly & ethicly. W bad magic = 😵💫😱!
Under int'l law, Member States are OBLIGATED not to recognize, trade with, aid, or assist a state accused of atrocity crimes. In Europe, what prevents the suspension of the EU-Israel Association Agreement is just the moral bankruptcy of far too many European leaders.
Zionist Israel suffers most from #brainfail, w too much (stolen) wealth thus i'nat power, & "darkside" mindbending beliefs causing mental dysfunctioning at th subtle neural/synaptic & thus brainbits' levels of processing info correctly, ie, honestly & ethicly. W bad magic = 😵💫😱!
Ahead of 🇪🇺 foreign ministers meeting, 110+ NGOs & trade unions urge suspension of #EU-#Israel Association Agreement Under the #Genocide Convention, EU states are bound to act. Signatories "appalled" it took so long for the EU to launch the AA review: hrw.org/news/2025/06/1…
Zionist Israel suffers most from #brainfail, w too much (stolen) wealth thus i'nat power, & "darkside" mindbending beliefs causing mental dysfunctioning at th subtle neural/synaptic & thus brainbits' levels of processing info correctly, ie, honestly & ethicly. W bad magic = 😵💫😱!
Zionist Israel suffers most from #brainfail, w too much (stolen) wealth thus i'nat power, & "darkside" mindbending beliefs causing mental dysfunctioning at th subtle neural/synaptic & thus brainbits' levels of processing info correctly, ie, honestly & ethicly. W bad magic = 😵💫😱!
Guys, my brain’s a mess—500GB hoarding car stats, 1TB stuffed with useless trivia, and a big fat 'File Not Found' when my wife talks! Clearly, I’m running HusbandOS on a potato—time to delete some random facts before I forget where I parked! #SelfRoast #BrainFail"
4, #Military munitions making should NEVER be in forPRIVATEprofit corporate hands, bcoz they soon NEED ENDLESS WAR to keep business profiting. That's th MAIN REASON for today's wars, & NATO, other than neural #brainfail in most all big forprofit, bureaucracy & th backgrnd #cults!
LIVE: Israel Bombs Iran w/ US Weapons + Gaza Blackout! x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
4, #Military munitions making should NEVER be in forPRIVATEprofit corporate hands, bcoz they soon NEED ENDLESS WAR to keep business profiting. That's th MAIN REASON for today's wars, & NATO, other than neural #brainfail in most all big forprofit, bureaucracy & th backgrnd #cults!
4, #Military munitions making should NEVER be in forPRIVATEprofit corporate hands, bcoz they soon NEED ENDLESS WAR to keep business profiting. That's th MAIN REASON for today's wars, & NATO, other than neural #brainfail in most all big forprofit, bureaucracy & th backgrnd #cults!
🇺🇸 is reviewing AUKUS. So is 🇬🇧. 🇦🇺 is the only partner yet to conduct a review. It's beyond time for us to have a sensible & sober look at AUKUS and if/how it best serves our national interest. A transparent review is common sense and long overdue.
4, #Military munitions making should NEVER be in forPRIVATEprofit corporate hands, bcoz they soon NEED ENDLESS WAR to keep business profiting. That's th MAIN REASON for today's wars, & NATO, other than neural #brainfail in most all big forprofit, bureaucracy & th backgrnd #cults!
3; "6yoGeeks" or bigtech "tecxperts", each corp deliberatly stays incompatible w the competition, I 🤔 to weld-on users. Classic signs in plague proportion of tectronix neural #BRAINFAIL now across all device makers & users. Greed rules! No, EXTINCTION rules if #Govts do nothin!
Wikileaks, @MSF @RedCross @UN & all aide orgs, must start viewing such IDF & other #WarCrimes, but 1st, all LEADERS who order&condone clearly dysfunctional thinking by troops & govts, as NEUROPATHIC maladies. #Brainfail & in all forprofit arenas, is where y'all hv to inquire ASAP
‘Forgive me, mother. This is the path I chose—to help people.’ These were the last words of Rifaat Radwan, who filmed his own murder in Rafah. He was part of a Red Crescent convoy aiding wounded civilians. The convoy—clearly marked, unarmed, with flashing lights—was attacked on
Wikileaks, @MSF @RedCross @UN & all aide orgs, must start viewing such IDF & other #WarCrimes, but 1st, all LEADERS who order&condone clearly dysfunctional thinking by troops & govts, as NEUROPATHIC maladies. #Brainfail & in all forprofit arenas, is where y'all hv to inquire ASAP
Hmm, I don't think that's right. #brainfail #cantfunctionwithoutcoffee yfrog.com/fx27271104j
Way to go Brain!. You Did It Again! #Brainfail #Tests #Kissbreakfast #Kashlove #KissFm #Thursday #Morning
Well meaning folk: ‘Try and do some blue sky thinking during your recovery’. Brain: ‘Loading… 🔄 …blank 💭’ 😑 #BrainFail #Convalescence #FracturedHip
#Cisco dominos, definitely a momentous #BrainFail #retardedthings http://twitpic.com/4qqne4
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Last night I asked @gregisraelsen about FM transmitters for my trip to Houston. Turns out I own three. #brainfail
Brain fog has it's moments of comic genius. #BrainFog #WordRecall #BrainFail #Spoonie @FibromyalgiaRR @BendyGirl
#Shell employee walks past me while pumping gas... AND SHE'S SMOKING!!! Monroe location, Grand Rapids MI #BrainFail
Searching for "Emperor's New Groove" and got distracted. Searched for "Emperor's New Grill" instead. #brainfail #qwertialaphasia #xkcd #fb
ARGH! How the hell do I recreate the 64 -0.2345 bit of this in a calculator? #CIMA #P2 #brainfail lockerz.com/s/204077135
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