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ORA-12154: TNS can't resolve your connect identifier? We’ve got the fix! 🛠 Check out our guide to troubleshoot this classic Oracle error—no more head-scratching needed! #DBAproblems #OracleErrors #TechFix solvaria.com/understanding-…
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Just tried sharding my MySQL database before tuning any queries. Because why fix problems when you can multiply them? 😂 #DBAProblems #MySQL #MySQLTips #SQLTips #Humour
Just added my 100th index on the same column in PostgreSQL because, you know, I like my queries like I like my coffee: extremely fast and slightly overdone. ☕💨 #OverIndexing #DBAProblems #Geek #Humour #MinervaDB #ChistaDATA #PostgreSQL
Ended up deleting one of the servers but thank God I had a backup.. went ahead and clone my backup .. now back in business #dbaproblems
Damn why I think my server crashed yesterday … all because I logged in with my guest wifi instead of my main Wi-Fi.. #dbaproblems
#dbaproblems can't decide if this is worse than "this query isn't working right <just_the_query> I need this this afternoon, let me know after I get back from lunch."
Please allow me to describe the query I’m having a problem with in intricate detail rather than post the query I’m having a problem with 🪄
What are some of your pet peeves that you come across when working with inherited database designs. I'll go first: Inconsistent naming conventions & Identity columns just named ID #sqlserver #dbaproblems #petpeeves
I hate everything that I know about him, which at this stage is just his name. #dbaproblems #dedupe geelongcats.com.au/news/851396/sc…
On-call during vacation, they say? #lego #programmingproblems #dbaproblems #ithumor #oncall #computerscience #databasehumor
When a P1 database issue comes up and the whole team comes over and looks at EVERYTHING you do on screen with the hopes of you fixing it with magic. #dbaproblems #dba #lego #itproblems #programmingproblems #database #computerscience #ithumor
When a P1 database issue comes up and the whole team comes over and looks at EVERYTHING you do on screen with the hopes of you fixing it with magic. #dbaproblems #dba #lego#itproblems #programmingproblems… instagram.com/p/B2Rn-SpFRhA/…
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Sometimes, I give up on deciding between "run" and "ran" and just use "execute". #sqlserver #dbaproblems
When your supposedly 30-minute meeting with your manager turned into a 1 1/2 hour meeting instead. #dbaproblems #programmingproblems
Just twigged that Adelaide's Will Hamill is the second of that name in the AFL, there was a Lion with that name who played in 2007. Bugger! #dbaproblems
Two listed AFL players called Bailey Williams is bad enough, but there is also now a second Callum Brown. And the other one is an Irishman, so his Gaelic name is probably Cuidlguwlghioeyf and they could have used that instead. #shakesfist #dbaproblems
This is why I write T-SQL. It normally only let's me think I have one error. #DBAProblems
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