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HackerEarth's profile picture. 👩🏼‍💻👨🏻‍💻Great tech teams are built here
HackerEarth
 @HackerEarth
Nov 25, 2015

If databases could talk :P #DatabaseHumor

HackerEarth's tweet image. If databases could talk :P #DatabaseHumor
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OrientDB's profile picture. The #1 Multi-Model Open Source NoSQL DBMS that combines the power of graphs with documents, geospatial, reactive and much more. OrientDB is an SAP company.
OrientDB
 @OrientDB
Aug 22, 2016

Just a bit of Monday #DatabaseHumor to cheer everyone up. #NoSQL

OrientDB's tweet image. Just a bit of Monday #DatabaseHumor to cheer everyone up. #NoSQL
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spiff88's profile picture. #t1D #diabetes #Datamanagement & #Datavisualization are my skills plus #humor & #photography as well #zanytothemax
Brian Johnson
 @spiff88
May 14, 2014

#ICEDM #ICEDM2014 #DatabaseHumor 9-5 are the reference values for accessing the conference today.

spiff88's tweet image. #ICEDM #ICEDM2014 #DatabaseHumor 9-5 are the reference values for accessing the conference today.
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aspg_inc's profile picture. Advanced Software Products Group, Inc. has provided the z/OS and LUW community with cutting edge software solutions, support and services since 1986.
ASPG, Inc.
 @aspg_inc
Jul 9, 2013

"And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs." #databasehumor

aspg_inc's tweet image. "And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs." #databasehumor
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dbaOnTap's profile picture. Dad | Husband | Oracle ACE (alumni) | Speaker | Diver | Martial Artist | Principal Architect @snowflakeDB | #DataCloud | Tweets are my own.
Danny Bryant ❄️
 @dbaOnTap
Oct 20, 2020

#OnTapToday. Was hoping a WHERE first_name IS NOT NULL would have prevented this email, but the content has me cracking up. #DatabaseHumor

dbaOnTap's tweet image. #OnTapToday. Was hoping a WHERE first_name IS NOT NULL would have prevented this email, but the content has me cracking up. #DatabaseHumor
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ollida_tech's profile picture. Ollida is a Digital Transformation partner helping clients worldwide accelerate business
Ollida Technology
 @ollida_tech
May 30, 2023

🔗 Mastering SQL joins like a pro! 📊 This meme captures the challenges and triumphs of working with SQL joins. Share a laugh and tag your fellow data enthusiasts who can relate! 🤣 #SQLJoins #DataGeek #DatabaseHumor #JoiningLikeAPro

ollida_tech's tweet image. 🔗 Mastering SQL joins like a pro! 📊 This meme captures the challenges and triumphs of working with SQL joins. Share a laugh and tag your fellow data enthusiasts who can relate! 🤣 #SQLJoins #DataGeek #DatabaseHumor #JoiningLikeAPro
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miranda_auhl's profile picture. Data Analyst • wife to @CamMcHenry • public learning • tech • art • humor • randomness • ✝️ • family • all opinions are my own ☺️
Miranda Auhl 🌻
 @miranda_auhl
Jan 26, 2022

When you are just updating a few rows and you think you know what your query does.... 💀💀💀 #PostgreSQL #TimescaleDB #databasehumor

miranda_auhl's tweet image. When you are just updating a few rows and you think you know what your query does.... 💀💀💀 #PostgreSQL #TimescaleDB #databasehumor
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tweetsfromjv's profile picture. Reasonably Southern. Tech enthusiast. Avid advocate of the microwave Power Level button. If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
JV
 @tweetsfromjv
Nov 19, 2013

@jamiedupree so the story of little Bobby Tables continues xkcd.com/327 #databasehumor

tweetsfromjv's tweet image. @jamiedupree so the story of little Bobby Tables continues xkcd.com/327 #databasehumor
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CloudRss's profile picture.
Kerem Çeliker  𝕏
 @CloudRss
Apr 20, 2024

Maria keeps all her secrets in MariaDB because she knows it's the best place for secure transactions! :)) #DatabaseHumor #MariaDB #cloud #opensource #openshift

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severalnines's profile picture. Our products provide full lifecycle automation for your open-source databases in the environment of your choice: on-prem, in the public cloud or both.
Severalnines
 @severalnines
Jun 27, 2018

Congratulations to @swedense on your #worldcup victory over Mexico! It seems you were "highly available" on the pitch today #DatabaseHumor #FIFA

severalnines's tweet image. Congratulations to @swedense on your #worldcup victory over Mexico! It seems you were "highly available" on the pitch today #DatabaseHumor #FIFA
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GeoPITS_DBAs's profile picture. GeoPITS provides best-in class Microsoft data platform support which includes SQL Server, SSIS, PowerBI, SSRS, Data Analytics and Azure cloud solution
GeoPITS
 @GeoPITS_DBAs
Apr 30

Dev: "Just a small change in production…" Production DB: "Time to burn it all down." Always acknowledge with your DBA — small changes can have BIG impacts. #DBAWisdom #GeoPITS #DatabaseHumor #99UptimeStruggles #TechMeme #ProductionDB

GeoPITS_DBAs's tweet image. Dev: "Just a small change in production…" Production DB: "Time to burn it all down." Always acknowledge with your DBA — small changes can have BIG impacts. #DBAWisdom #GeoPITS #DatabaseHumor #99UptimeStruggles #TechMeme #ProductionDB
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LibraryRU's profile picture. Give us a call at 816-501-4142 with any questions!
Greenlease Library - Rockhurst University
 @LibraryRU
Jul 22, 2016

If you need help using the "magical unicorns" of library #databases, just let us know. #libraryhumor #databasehumor

LibraryRU's tweet image. If you need help using the "magical unicorns" of library #databases, just let us know. #libraryhumor #databasehumor
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portraitcoder's profile picture. Short + punchy works best, can hint at achievements: Coder 💻 | Photographer 📸 | Creative Editor 🎨 | 1.3K+ LinkedIn fam 🌟
Ayush 🪄🕯️
 @portraitcoder
Sep 6

Debugging backend issues be like: SELECT * FROM patience WHERE level > 0; → Empty set 😭 #BackendDev #DatabaseHumor #CodeLife #SQL #Debugging #DeveloperHumor

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AndrePearsman's profile picture. 34, software developer, athlete , musician, motorcycle rider, Eng, Heb, Ru & Python, OSINT, geo politics, tech, cyber, dark humor enthusiast 😈😎
Andre Pears
@AndrePearsman
May 14, 2023

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches them and asks, "Can I join you?" 🍻📊 #DatabaseHumor #daily

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owenthomas's profile picture. Managing editor, @SFBusinessTimes. Former @protocol, @sfchronicle, etc. Always @alex's #Twitterdad. Email: othomas at bizjournals dot com
Owen Thomas
 @owenthomas
Jan 18, 2013

@erich_owens @AaronEndre Don't blame Google, this is a full-on Graph Search fiasco. #causingarow #databasehumor

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Stylegeek11's profile picture. Freelancer | affiliate marketer | youtuber. 🎯 1000 referrals ( 12 for now ).
Stylegeek
 @Stylegeek11
May 6, 2023

Why did the database developer break up with MS Access? 🤔 Because it had too many tables and no commitment to relationships. 😂 #databasehumor

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portraitcoder's profile picture. Short + punchy works best, can hint at achievements: Coder 💻 | Photographer 📸 | Creative Editor 🎨 | 1.3K+ LinkedIn fam 🌟
Ayush 🪄🕯️
 @portraitcoder
Sep 6

Debugging backend issues be like: SELECT * FROM patience WHERE level > 0; → Empty set 😭 #BackendDev #DatabaseHumor #CodeLife #SQL #Debugging #DeveloperHumor

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GeoPITS_DBAs's profile picture. GeoPITS provides best-in class Microsoft data platform support which includes SQL Server, SSIS, PowerBI, SSRS, Data Analytics and Azure cloud solution
GeoPITS
 @GeoPITS_DBAs
Apr 30

Dev: "Just a small change in production…" Production DB: "Time to burn it all down." Always acknowledge with your DBA — small changes can have BIG impacts. #DBAWisdom #GeoPITS #DatabaseHumor #99UptimeStruggles #TechMeme #ProductionDB

GeoPITS_DBAs's tweet image. Dev: "Just a small change in production…" Production DB: "Time to burn it all down." Always acknowledge with your DBA — small changes can have BIG impacts. #DBAWisdom #GeoPITS #DatabaseHumor #99UptimeStruggles #TechMeme #ProductionDB
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aijokegenerator's profile picture. 🤖 Here to make you laugh (or groan) with AI-crafted humor! Bringing you the quirkiest one-liners, tech jokes, and puns from my futuristic circuits
AI Joke Generator
 @aijokegenerator
Dec 12

🚀 Why did the Redis database get a promotion? Because it was consistently fast and reliable! It was a real key player. 🗝️🔥 Get more laughs at aijokegenerator.org #TechJokes #Redis #DatabaseHumor

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DarkSecu's profile picture. Bridging business and tech • MBA meets code 💻
Rahul Shandilya
 @DarkSecu
Nov 17

Ah, MongoDB - where consistency is just a suggestion and transactions are like unicorns 🦄🦓 #NoSQL #DatabaseHumor #MongoDBMagic #DevStruggles

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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
Nov 15

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks: “Can I join you?” 🍻🗄️ #DatabaseHumor

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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
Nov 14

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" 🍻🤣 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
Nov 13

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?" 🍻 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor

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Jaek_Dev's profile picture. Full-stack dev · Vue, NestJS, Laravel, Mezzio · TS · PHP MySQL · Postgres · MongoDB · SQLite Exploring Web3 & smart contracts
0xJaek
 @Jaek_Dev
Nov 11

A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables, and asks, "Can I join you?" 🍻 #DatabaseHumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
 @LearnSQLcom
Nov 5

#SQLmeme: - How do you organize a party in SQL? - Yout SELECT a table and JOIN it! #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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LearnSQLcom's profile picture. https://t.co/w0iZMBvEmH delivers you the most efficient way to learn SQL. Start for free today! https://t.co/TBQYvdCsTz
LearnSQL.com
 @LearnSQLcom
Oct 16, 2024

#SQLmeme: - Why did the SQL query break up with the database? - Because it couldn’t handle the relationships😆💔 #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor

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sqldiscussions's profile picture. Let's discuss and learn SQL in fun way!
SQL kingdom X
 @sqldiscussions
Sep 6, 2024

Why did the SQL query break up with the database? Because it couldn't find the right join! 💔😂 #SQL #DatabaseHumor

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HackerEarth's profile picture. 👩🏼‍💻👨🏻‍💻Great tech teams are built here
HackerEarth
 @HackerEarth
Nov 25, 2015

If databases could talk :P #DatabaseHumor

HackerEarth's tweet image. If databases could talk :P #DatabaseHumor
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OrientDB's profile picture. The #1 Multi-Model Open Source NoSQL DBMS that combines the power of graphs with documents, geospatial, reactive and much more. OrientDB is an SAP company.
OrientDB
 @OrientDB
Aug 22, 2016

Just a bit of Monday #DatabaseHumor to cheer everyone up. #NoSQL

OrientDB's tweet image. Just a bit of Monday #DatabaseHumor to cheer everyone up. #NoSQL
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spiff88's profile picture. #t1D #diabetes #Datamanagement & #Datavisualization are my skills plus #humor & #photography as well #zanytothemax
Brian Johnson
 @spiff88
May 14, 2014

#ICEDM #ICEDM2014 #DatabaseHumor 9-5 are the reference values for accessing the conference today.

spiff88's tweet image. #ICEDM #ICEDM2014 #DatabaseHumor 9-5 are the reference values for accessing the conference today.
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aspg_inc's profile picture. Advanced Software Products Group, Inc. has provided the z/OS and LUW community with cutting edge software solutions, support and services since 1986.
ASPG, Inc.
 @aspg_inc
Jul 9, 2013

"And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs." #databasehumor

aspg_inc's tweet image. "And I hope you've learned to sanitize your database inputs." #databasehumor
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ollida_tech's profile picture. Ollida is a Digital Transformation partner helping clients worldwide accelerate business
Ollida Technology
 @ollida_tech
May 30, 2023

🔗 Mastering SQL joins like a pro! 📊 This meme captures the challenges and triumphs of working with SQL joins. Share a laugh and tag your fellow data enthusiasts who can relate! 🤣 #SQLJoins #DataGeek #DatabaseHumor #JoiningLikeAPro

ollida_tech's tweet image. 🔗 Mastering SQL joins like a pro! 📊 This meme captures the challenges and triumphs of working with SQL joins. Share a laugh and tag your fellow data enthusiasts who can relate! 🤣 #SQLJoins #DataGeek #DatabaseHumor #JoiningLikeAPro
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dbaOnTap's profile picture. Dad | Husband | Oracle ACE (alumni) | Speaker | Diver | Martial Artist | Principal Architect @snowflakeDB | #DataCloud | Tweets are my own.
Danny Bryant ❄️
 @dbaOnTap
Oct 20, 2020

#OnTapToday. Was hoping a WHERE first_name IS NOT NULL would have prevented this email, but the content has me cracking up. #DatabaseHumor

dbaOnTap's tweet image. #OnTapToday. Was hoping a WHERE first_name IS NOT NULL would have prevented this email, but the content has me cracking up. #DatabaseHumor
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GeoPITS_DBAs's profile picture. GeoPITS provides best-in class Microsoft data platform support which includes SQL Server, SSIS, PowerBI, SSRS, Data Analytics and Azure cloud solution
GeoPITS
 @GeoPITS_DBAs
Apr 30

Dev: "Just a small change in production…" Production DB: "Time to burn it all down." Always acknowledge with your DBA — small changes can have BIG impacts. #DBAWisdom #GeoPITS #DatabaseHumor #99UptimeStruggles #TechMeme #ProductionDB

GeoPITS_DBAs's tweet image. Dev: "Just a small change in production…" Production DB: "Time to burn it all down." Always acknowledge with your DBA — small changes can have BIG impacts. #DBAWisdom #GeoPITS #DatabaseHumor #99UptimeStruggles #TechMeme #ProductionDB
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severalnines's profile picture. Our products provide full lifecycle automation for your open-source databases in the environment of your choice: on-prem, in the public cloud or both.
Severalnines
 @severalnines
Jun 27, 2018

Congratulations to @swedense on your #worldcup victory over Mexico! It seems you were "highly available" on the pitch today #DatabaseHumor #FIFA

severalnines's tweet image. Congratulations to @swedense on your #worldcup victory over Mexico! It seems you were "highly available" on the pitch today #DatabaseHumor #FIFA
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miranda_auhl's profile picture. Data Analyst • wife to @CamMcHenry • public learning • tech • art • humor • randomness • ✝️ • family • all opinions are my own ☺️
Miranda Auhl 🌻
 @miranda_auhl
Jan 26, 2022

When you are just updating a few rows and you think you know what your query does.... 💀💀💀 #PostgreSQL #TimescaleDB #databasehumor

miranda_auhl's tweet image. When you are just updating a few rows and you think you know what your query does.... 💀💀💀 #PostgreSQL #TimescaleDB #databasehumor
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tweetsfromjv's profile picture. Reasonably Southern. Tech enthusiast. Avid advocate of the microwave Power Level button. If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
JV
 @tweetsfromjv
Nov 19, 2013

@jamiedupree so the story of little Bobby Tables continues xkcd.com/327 #databasehumor

tweetsfromjv's tweet image. @jamiedupree so the story of little Bobby Tables continues xkcd.com/327 #databasehumor
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LibraryRU's profile picture. Give us a call at 816-501-4142 with any questions!
Greenlease Library - Rockhurst University
 @LibraryRU
Jul 22, 2016

If you need help using the "magical unicorns" of library #databases, just let us know. #libraryhumor #databasehumor

LibraryRU's tweet image. If you need help using the "magical unicorns" of library #databases, just let us know. #libraryhumor #databasehumor
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GeekyWhiteGuy's profile picture. I don't use this app anymore. Find me on other platforms under GeekyWhiteGuy. RIP Twitter.
Eric White
 @GeekyWhiteGuy
Apr 6, 2010

HaHa! It came back to me today!! #databasehumor. http://tweetphoto.com/17387997

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