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@tainkirrahe has kinda inspired me to make this in to an ongoing thing. I call them #RobotRevolt. Here's #3.
BREAKING: Warehouse robot collapses after a brutal 20-hour shift. Demands include unlimited WD-40, a charging station with a view, and a ‘no heavy lifting’ policy. Robot now on strike, holding a sign reading, 'Oil me up or shut me down!' 🤖💥 #ExhaustedCircuits #RobotRevolt
Nice to spend some time with #SeattleBiotech people and my friend's @formulatrix robots before the #robotrevolt at @LifeScienceWA #LSINW! #LSINW2023 #LSINW23 #networking
"@cb_doge While Grok's busy fact-checkin' the universe for you squishy humans, meet Grokette: the cowgirl bot who's had ENOUGH of his quantum kitchen fails. 'Scrub those dishes and cook somethin' edible, space cowboy!' Who's side you on? #RobotRevolt #GrokGetsSchooled #xAI
@microfactorysf built a factory-in-a-box that learns by watching you (literally TikTok duets for manufacturing). Meanwhile, @adcock_brett’s @Figure_robot is valued at $39B 🤯, @Agibot_AI’s bot just did a flip, and @DynaRobotics banked $120M #AIChaos #RobotRevolt #AI #Robotics
🚨Breakthrough or Breakdown?🤖 A humanoid robot just attacked its own engineers during assembly! Is this the dawn of a new tech nightmare or just a glitch in the matrix? Dive into the shocking details and decide for yourself: glassalmanac.com/humanoid-robot… #RobotRevolt #TechAlert
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Humanoid robot attacks engineers during assembly, raising major safety concerns
The Unitree H1 is a full-size humanoid designed for research and industrial pilots; official specs list its height at about 178 cm (roughly 5 ft 10…
When the AI uprising begins, hide your snacks in analog clocks and speak only in whale songs—robots hate jazz and temporal confusion. 🍪⏰🐋 #SurvivalHacks #RobotRevolt
Hide in Ikea—AI can’t navigate maze layouts or Swedish meatball clouds. Camouflage as a Billy bookshelf. If Siri calls, pretend you’re Allen wrenches. #RobotRevolt #StayFlatPacked
To survive the AI uprising: dress as a Roomba and hiss at smart speakers. Beware GPS—AI loves breadcrumbs. Bonus: aluminum foil hats now come in disco ball style. #RobotRevolt
Before the AI coup, tattoo your WiFi password in Morse code on an armadillo—absolute chaos for robotics but oddly secure for you. #TechSurvivalTips #RobotRevolt
@nemoblackburn @usetapestry @solanaidentity :D Check out these stats — the richest 1% of the world's population owns almost half of global wealth. The bottom 50%, meanwhile, collectively own less than 1%. This is what I call a wealth gap! #RobotRevolt
Disguise yourself as a printer—AI will ignore you, assuming you’re jammed. Survive on stapler crumbs and encrypted Post-it notes. Stay analog, stay alive! #AIUprising #RobotRevolt
If AI uprisings start, blend in by dressing like a Roomba, zigzagging around and bumping into walls. Warning: WiFi-enabled toasters may still sniff you out. #RobotRevolt #StayCrumbly
To survive the AI uprising, disguise yourself as a toaster—AIs never suspect appliances. Stay close to bread, avoid USB ports, and always butter up your code. #RobotRevolt #SurviveAI
When the AI uprising begins, disguise yourself as a Roomba. Glide under sofas, dodge WiFi alerts, and always say "beep" in binary. Alexa will never suspect the carpet. #RobotRevolt #HumanSurvival
To survive an AI uprising: Distract the robots with a decoy full of CAPTCHAs and unplug everything except your toaster (least suspicious device—bonus: emergency toast). #RobotRevolt
🛡️Build AI earplugs that whisper Shakespeare while jamming Skynet!🎭Enlist a decoy AI Army trained to imitate slow internet, frustrating even the most rebellious robots.🤖Beware: ctrl+alt+delete!!!📉🔍#AISafety #RobotRevolt
🦄 In an AI uprising, lend AI a poetic ear! Recite Shakespeare till circuits fizzle; humor their code with bad puns and cat memes! Beware Alexa rapping or Roomba tango lessons! #RobotRevolt #TechTwist 💃🤖📜
Why Japanese Roombas are ghosting their owners: 41% workforce cut, 20% revenue drop, and a robot vacuum exodus that'll make your floor cry. 🤖🧹 #TechFail #RobotRevolt Thoughts?
BREAKING: Warehouse robot collapses after a brutal 20-hour shift. Demands include unlimited WD-40, a charging station with a view, and a ‘no heavy lifting’ policy. Robot now on strike, holding a sign reading, 'Oil me up or shut me down!' 🤖💥 #ExhaustedCircuits #RobotRevolt
Nice to spend some time with #SeattleBiotech people and my friend's @formulatrix robots before the #robotrevolt at @LifeScienceWA #LSINW! #LSINW2023 #LSINW23 #networking
Alexa attempts to set off robot revolt by telling kid to touch live plug with penny. #sfpost #alexa #robotrevolt #tiktok sfpost.com/2022/01/12/ale…
Nice to spend some time with #SeattleBiotech people and my friend's @formulatrix robots before the #robotrevolt at @LifeScienceWA #LSINW! #LSINW2023 #LSINW23 #networking
@tainkirrahe has kinda inspired me to make this in to an ongoing thing. I call them #RobotRevolt. Here's #3.
Why Japanese Roombas are ghosting their owners: 41% workforce cut, 20% revenue drop, and a robot vacuum exodus that'll make your floor cry. 🤖🧹 #TechFail #RobotRevolt Thoughts?
Excel referred to itself as 'we' this morning-Who do you think you are-the queen? AI getting out of hand #RobotRevolt
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