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daniel_b_nelson's profile picture. Now: software/philanthropy. Prev founder @TursusSoftware (acquired by Zoomifi). I love typewriters, Austin FC (STH), and wrenching on cars.
Daniel B Nelson
 @daniel_b_nelson
Jan 6, 2016

“I never learned how to use databases so I only use NoSQL data stores” -Most 20 something developers #SQLConfessions @SQLRockstar

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HanSQL's profile picture. Principal engineer specializing in SQL Server and fascinated by all types of databases. Also, super nerdy guy with too many hobbies!
Wil Sisney
 @HanSQL
Feb 23, 2011

I still *suck* at traceflags. #sqlconfessions

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aspiringgeek's profile picture. Current: Living la vida loca Former: SQL CAT: SQL Server Customer Advisory Team, SanDisk Solutions Architect, MCM:SQL
Jimmy May
@aspiringgeek
Dec 28, 2009

RT see Pond's 12th Law http://bit.ly/xmYlT @wendy_dance: #sqlconfessions I have never restored master

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jamiet's profile picture. Dad, atheist, data wrangler, pedant. @louisaburlumi’s husband. @dannytleeds’s brother. Its 100% off if you don't buy it. Mastodon: https://t.co/pfxJnv8V8h
Jamie Thomson
 @jamiet
Feb 23, 2010

I run traces in Profiler #sqlconfessions

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SQLRockstar's profile picture. Microsoft MVP, #vExpert, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec https://t.co/l3sg3yqiSg
Thomas LaRock
 @SQLRockstar
Jan 6, 2016

I like looking at error logs. #SQLConfessions

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tameraclark's profile picture. Food snob, wine, bourbon and stout lover, basset hound owner and a SQL Server Database geek that loves data. These opinions are my own. She/Her. WEAR A MASK!
Tamera Clark
 @tameraclark
Feb 23, 2010

I brought down the labs by beating up the production sql server with a bad ass query #sqlconfessions

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gleonardo's profile picture. I'm an Azure MVP, Certified Azure Arch., and MCT that has been working in tech since my time in the military. I'm a veteran, speaker, father, and early adopter.
Greg Leonardo (Azure MVP)
 @gleonardo
Feb 23, 2010

I wrote code with this thumb! LOL RT @SQLDBA: I shrunk a database last week. #sqlconfessions

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GratefulDBA's profile picture. SQL Server DBA, Deadhead, hopeless video gamer, and mandolin hack.
Troy Gallant
 @GratefulDBA
Feb 24, 2010

I play a Night Elf Mage DBA in Warcraft. #sqlconfessions

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bernd_k's profile picture. Timeline: (@university mathematics) current activities sql-server SSRS oracle PowerShell ISE / projects: ISE-Cream PoshCodegen SQLPSX TryPowerShell
Bernd Kriszio
 @bernd_k
Feb 24, 2010

I just want a sql Client setup #sqlconfessions

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GratefulDBA's profile picture. SQL Server DBA, Deadhead, hopeless video gamer, and mandolin hack.
Troy Gallant
 @GratefulDBA
Feb 24, 2010

[Blog] "What NOT To Do. True SQL Confessions" http://troygallant.com/?p=410 #sqlconfessions

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jdgonzalez's profile picture. #SQLServer DBA, software build engineer, and even dabble in kubernetes. I try to play trumpet and trombone. Sometimes even a euphonium. Tweets are my own.
J.D. Gonzalez
 @jdgonzalez
Feb 23, 2011

It took me a year to truly comprehend 'left join'. Took 5 minutes when some showed me a venn diagram. #sqlconfessions

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johnsterrett's profile picture. God - Family - Friends. MVP for my wife and two amazing boys. I am a data architect. I also have two turntables and a microphone. See what I am doing ⤵️
John Sterrett
 @johnsterrett
Feb 25, 2010

I get a kick out of networking and connecting people #sqlconfessions

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GratefulDBA's profile picture. SQL Server DBA, Deadhead, hopeless video gamer, and mandolin hack.
Troy Gallant
 @GratefulDBA
Feb 25, 2010

[Blog Post] "What NOT To Do. True SQL Confessions" http://troygallant.com/?p=410 #sqlconfessions

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jdgonzalez's profile picture. #SQLServer DBA, software build engineer, and even dabble in kubernetes. I try to play trumpet and trombone. Sometimes even a euphonium. Tweets are my own.
J.D. Gonzalez
 @jdgonzalez
Feb 23, 2011

I learned SQL by reading the SQL created by Access. #sqlconfessions. Hey.. It gave me a starting point;)

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SQLZelda's profile picture. Seeker of easy deployments for SQL Server databases, SSIS packages, and SSRS reports. Non-binary. Pansexual.
Elizabeth Noble (ze/they/she) 🏳️‍🌈
 @SQLZelda
Jan 30, 2020

You are not alone! I so need to make that site. #SqlConfessions

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Akdiscer's profile picture. From Alaska, Database Administrator,#sql, avid disc golfer, go 49ers, love #cigars, amateur brewer #beer, have an affinity for Irish #Whiskey & Speyside Scotch.
This guy
 @Akdiscer
Jan 7, 2016

hahahhah...I was writing an email and instead of hitting Ctrl-S, I hit F5 #SQLServer #SQLConfessions

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sqlOnIce's profile picture. Black Lives Matter. That is non-negotiable. Everything else is my own opinion. he/him
Ewald Cress
 @sqlOnIce
Jan 7, 2016

I sometimes worry whether SQLOS workers get a decent dental plan. #SQLConfessions

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AhmadZYaseen's profile picture. Big Data Engineer @Microsoft | SQL BI | MS SQL DBA | MS SQL Dev | MCT | MCSE | MCSA | MCP | Azure Dev, Admin and DE Associate| Technical Author | Consultant
Ahmad Yaseen
 @AhmadZYaseen
Jan 7, 2016

Backup SQL Server database to and restoring from multiple files sqlshack.com/backup-sql-ser… … #SQL #MSSQL #SQLConfessions #SQLTIPS #SQLHINTS

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sqlcodex's profile picture. I have a passion for all things data, using business intelligence to advance the organization, and shiny new toys.
Jen
 @sqlcodex
Jan 6, 2016

On more than one occasion I have typed select getdate() in ssms instead of just looking in the corner of the screen #sqlconfessions

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ember_crooks's profile picture. Passionate data blogger (https://t.co/IIiPXElvIC). Mastodon: https://t.co/O7206ipLam Opinions are my own. she/her/hers
Ember Crooks
 @ember_crooks
Jan 6, 2016

#DB2 DBA 14 years, blogger for 5 years - still cannot spell "foreign" correctly without a spell checker. #sqlconfessions #db2confessions

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SQLCraftsman's profile picture. SQL Server since 4.2. Clustering since Windows 2000. Hyper-V since Windows 2008. Bring on the pain.
Geoff Hiten
 @SQLCraftsman
Jan 6, 2016

I once filed a Connect item to rename "auto-shrink" to "auto-fragment". #SQLConfessions

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jenstirrup's profile picture. Thoughtleader. Top 50 Global #WomenInTech, Top 100 Global #data #Visionary. Top 10 #datascience #leadership. Top 7 #B2B #influencer. #AI #Keynote she/her
Jennifer Stirrup #MBA Topics: #AI #Data #Strategy
@jenstirrup
Jan 6, 2016

I think that the #SSRS color schemes in version 2014 (and under) are hilarious. Red Mahogany cracks me up. #SQLConfessions #Dataviz

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sqlatspeed's profile picture. Practice Director, Data & Analytics @AppsAssociates by trade, racing driver by hobby. Microsoft Data Platform MVP. Opinions mine. Audere est Facere. (He/him)
Matt Gordon
 @sqlatspeed
Jan 6, 2016

I may commit a violent act the next time I hear a query referred to as "a sequel". ;-) #SQLConfessions

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SQLRockstar's profile picture. Microsoft MVP, #vExpert, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec https://t.co/l3sg3yqiSg
Thomas LaRock
 @SQLRockstar
Jan 6, 2016

I always deploy each and every index recommended by the tuning advisor. #SQLConfessions

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DerFredo's profile picture. Husband, Dad & Opa • Data dude, developer, speaker: https://t.co/Ok5c3Cz8fa • #SQLFamily, #DataViz, #Arduino, #IoT • @derfredo.bsky.social
Thomas Hütter • 💻
 @DerFredo
Jan 6, 2016

I start every 2nd ad hoc query with "SET LANGUAGE Deutsch" 😗 #SQLConfessions

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daniel_b_nelson's profile picture. Now: software/philanthropy. Prev founder @TursusSoftware (acquired by Zoomifi). I love typewriters, Austin FC (STH), and wrenching on cars.
Daniel B Nelson
 @daniel_b_nelson
Jan 6, 2016

“I never learned how to use databases so I only use NoSQL data stores” -Most 20 something developers #SQLConfessions @SQLRockstar

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SQLRockstar's profile picture. Microsoft MVP, #vExpert, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec https://t.co/l3sg3yqiSg
Thomas LaRock
 @SQLRockstar
Jan 6, 2016

I have no idea what these NULL values are. #SQLConfessions cc/ @datachick

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SQLRockstar's profile picture. Microsoft MVP, #vExpert, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec https://t.co/l3sg3yqiSg
Thomas LaRock
 @SQLRockstar
Jan 6, 2016

Whenever I see an encrypted proc I immediately crack it open to see what they are trying to hide. #SQLConfessions

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SQLRockstar's profile picture. Microsoft MVP, #vExpert, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec https://t.co/l3sg3yqiSg
Thomas LaRock
 @SQLRockstar
Jan 6, 2016

I like looking at error logs. #SQLConfessions

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SQLRockstar's profile picture. Microsoft MVP, #vExpert, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec https://t.co/l3sg3yqiSg
Thomas LaRock
 @SQLRockstar
Jan 6, 2016

#SQLConfessions

jdanton's profile picture. Native New Orleanian, Data, Lover of food & wine, cyclist. Data Platform MVP. @redmondmag. he/him, Black Lives Matter
Joey D'Antoni
 @jdanton
Jan 6, 2016

@SQLRockstar I still write old style joins when I’m by myself.

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SQLRockstar's profile picture. Microsoft MVP, #vExpert, Data Professional, and #bacon lover (not in that order). #data #analytics #python #infosec https://t.co/l3sg3yqiSg
Thomas LaRock
 @SQLRockstar
Jan 6, 2016

#SQLconfessions

zippy1981's profile picture. He/Him/His. Karateka. Landlord. Programmer. Husband, Dad. Today is a good day to die!
Justin Dearing
 @zippy1981
Jan 6, 2016

I only say S-Q-L and not SEQUEL when I'm using a SQL Saturday room block,

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SQLSoldier's profile picture. Senior SQL Server Software Engineer at Global Relay............. Certified Master: SQL Server... MVP... Poker player... Ordained Pastafarian... Native American
Robert L Davis
 @SQLSoldier
Dec 12, 2014

Back in the 90s, I let Bill Cosby shrink my data file. I'm so ashamed. #SQLConfessions

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