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First time this contract where I didn't have any scheduled nonscrum meetings! #productivity #agileproblems
When the power is cheap tomorrow but the sun’s gone and charged everything up already 😬#agileproblems
TFW when folks say "#agile won't work in our organization," but can't define what they think agility means. #agileproblems
When management wants your #scrum teams to be self-organized, but dictates the team makeup. #agileproblems
I had a Post-It stuck on my desk and spilt some water by accident. Now I have a pink patch of desk. The question is do I cover the rest of the desk in Post-It’s and make it a patchwork of colours? #agileproblems
OH: "YOU'RE AN IMPEDIMENT!" "No, YOU'RE the impediment!" #agileproblems
product owner doesnt want to attend story time #agile #agileproblems
#AgileProblems #275: When your colleague sends a meeting invite titled "Epic breakdown" and your first reaction is to think about calling the Mental Health First Aider
Agile methodology is just an excuse for poor planning and constant changes. #SoftwareDevelopment #AgileProblems
“But if my name’s not on the Jira ticket when the story closes, how will I get credit for it?!?” 🙄 #agile #agileproblems #ScaledAgile #SAFe
When the power is cheap tomorrow but the sun’s gone and charged everything up already 😬#agileproblems
“I know what I said that you should put in a ticket for all the things you do at work but…” “What?” “You can’t put in a ticket for ‘hood rat shit’” “Tv-1235 says differently cause it’s in progress” #agileProblems
That sudden feeling of empowerment you get when you’re told that your scrum master will be out for the day. #agileproblems
The project is weeks pasted the deadline and QA team is worrying if the button title should be capitalized or not, considering this a major problem🤦♂️ #agileproblems
Working from home has actually made my workload more. There is less of a divide with being at work or being at home. #WorkFromHome #workfromhomelife #agileproblems
I had a Post-It stuck on my desk and spilt some water by accident. Now I have a pink patch of desk. The question is do I cover the rest of the desk in Post-It’s and make it a patchwork of colours? #agileproblems
Devteam: The userstory has been build and the unittest is done. While integrating bugs are found. Devteam: How is it possible? We tested it with fictional data. 🙄 #agileproblems #agileprocess #scrumorg #scaledagileframework #scrummaster #productowner #integrationtesting
Business: The team started a half year ago when will it be done. Devteam: We did a spike a half year ago when will we start with this new functionality. New product owner: 💀 #agileproblems #productowner #development
Devteam works agile, but the business has predetermined the date to go live without discussing it with development #agileproblems #scrumorg #scaledagileframework #agilereleasetrain
Testing with multiple teams and no one can tell me if we are ready to start testing. #endtoendtest #posync #agileproblems
Yes you’re right. But unfortunately, the decision to upgrade the version lies in the respective product teams and they usually never prioritise it just to use an addon. #agileProblems
Is it bad if your burn down chart looks like a heartbeat monitor? #agileproblems
#AgileProblems #275: When your colleague sends a meeting invite titled "Epic breakdown" and your first reaction is to think about calling the Mental Health First Aider
"I can't find my face" #nocontextandi #agileproblems #scrumboardproblems
How many story points is Swamped by Meetings? #agileProblems
Client: They should have just called Scrum, Mini-waterfall. Me: Because you are doing it wrong. #aboutfelloutofmychair #agileproblems
When the power is cheap tomorrow but the sun’s gone and charged everything up already 😬#agileproblems
First time this contract where I didn't have any scheduled nonscrum meetings! #productivity #agileproblems
TFW when folks say "#agile won't work in our organization," but can't define what they think agility means. #agileproblems
When management wants your #scrum teams to be self-organized, but dictates the team makeup. #agileproblems
I had a Post-It stuck on my desk and spilt some water by accident. Now I have a pink patch of desk. The question is do I cover the rest of the desk in Post-It’s and make it a patchwork of colours? #agileproblems
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