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#notfunctioning search results

Ana_M_Medina's profile picture. devrel @upbound_io, release team + code of conduct committee @kubernetesio, @CloudNativeFdn ambassador | she/her/ella 🇨🇷🇳🇮🏳️‍🌈
👩🏽‍💻✨Ana Margarita Medina ✨
 @Ana_M_Medina
Feb 8, 2015

"Soy Milk or 2%?" -barista "yes... oh... that was a question.." -Me #NotFunctioning

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ColleenMeMaybee's profile picture. human form of the 💯 emoji
Colleen
 @ColleenMeMaybee
Mar 14, 2015

I knew Friday the 13th was bad luck. Shouldn't have stepped on those cracks or broken mirrors today. #notfunctioning

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kathyhoyle1's profile picture. Northern lass . Words @NorthGravy @RetreatWest @forge_litmag @EmergeJournal @FictiveDream @SoFloPoJo Winner @Bathflashaward PhD student #Workingclass
Kathy Hoyle. 📚🖋🍀
 @kathyhoyle1
Jul 9, 2016

ugh jet lag means i have spangle- brain today! 😥😨😴😴😱👹 #jetlag #notfunctioning

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Domenique
 @_dcw
Sep 7, 2014

Actually fighting back being sick .. I'm like a fucking jig saw puzzle today #inbits #notfunctioning

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Magda Tollet
 @magstollet
Feb 14, 2014

Can't believe I have a meeting with Ram now! Only had 2 hours sleep! #notfunctioning.

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alyssaoviedo's profile picture. futbolista profesional • Selección Dominicana 🇩🇴⚽️ // Vermont Soccer Alum 🏔️⚽️ // nj
alyssa
 @alyssaoviedo
Aug 18, 2014

i wonder why i have so many missed calls & texts & then i remember its my birthday.. #NotFunctioning

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WeekesJenny's profile picture. ✂️💍life is short. smile while you still have teeth ✨
Jennayyy
 @WeekesJenny
Apr 5, 2014

It's too early to play basketball! #NotFunctioning

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talkingtoduck's profile picture. I'm not waving, I'm drowning.
FWL
 @talkingtoduck
Oct 9, 2017

The only thing I feel aware of is that I'm broken and no one in any position to help gives a flying fuck #notfunctioning #anxiety #whocares

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datalass1's profile picture. Data Scientist 👩🏻‍🔬👩🏻‍💻🌱 GIS, EO, coding 🐍 women in tech, conservation, surfing, running 🏃🏻‍♀️ Scotland, doggos 🐾
Rachel Keay
 @datalass1
Dec 19, 2019

My Jupyter notebook python code crunching through 40GBs of twitter json files has just blacked out, htop tells me the CPU is still going...this resembles my brain. Looks like it is about to crash.... any moment now ☄️💥💥💥👩🏻‍💻🐍 #coding #functions #notfunctioning #largefilefail

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bbuck57's profile picture. Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?
Turtle Lover
 @bbuck57
Nov 14, 2013

Not awake.... Thanksgiving break is how far away? #notfunctioning #done

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samanthaaaxo_'s profile picture. arιzona ѕтaтe υnιverѕιтy • el hefe tempe
alissa
 @samanthaaaxo_
Apr 10, 2014

Fun Fact: Approx. 4 hours ago I was bartending 👻 #tootired #notfunctioning

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Jr0s3n's profile picture.
Jr0s3n
 @Jr0s3n
Oct 16, 2013

Somebody bring me adderrall and put it in my mouth. For everyone's sake. 🙏 #notfunctioning

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ClaireLDobson's profile picture. Wife, Mum and Nanny. Early Years Practitioner. Owner of a chaotic and sometimes self destructive mind. Books. Music.
Claire Dobson
 @ClaireLDobson
May 2, 2019

2 hours and 19 minutes sleep. The longest stretch being 25 minutes. Today is going to be interesting 😂 #tired #headache #notfunctioning

ClaireLDobson's tweet image. 2 hours and 19 minutes sleep. The longest stretch being 25 minutes. Today is going to be interesting 😂 #tired #headache #notfunctioning
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NicoleHollinger's profile picture. Grateful, thankful and blessed ✨
Nicole Hollinger
 @NicoleHollinger
Jan 30, 2019

I have fallen three times today ... I need a reset button #notfunctioning

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marg_h_mayer's profile picture. a little-stitious. NC State alum. witty commentary is my own.
Margaret Mayer
 @marg_h_mayer
Nov 12, 2014

If you see a girl asleep on like a sidewalk around campus it's probs me and idk just put a blanket over me or something? #notfunctioning

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Aussie_Foodie's profile picture. Living, loving & enjoying a debauched & decadent lifestyle with @GerryLondon - we eat, drink, travel and dance on tables. Owned by #SevenofNine and #Gizmo.
AussieFoodie
 @Aussie_Foodie
May 28, 2015

The lack of decent coffee in Plymouth has seen me sign up for a PACT subscription and a cold brew system. #notfunctioning

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cammibalentine's profile picture. Massachusetts Maritime Academy '20
Cammi
 @cammibalentine
Dec 18, 2013

someone please bring me coffee #notfunctioning

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toknowisFreedom's profile picture.
Sundown
 @toknowisFreedom
Mar 26, 2025

@katiehobbs is not Our governor. Why have you allowed it? How much of the millions in surplus went to Republicans to turn their backs on We The People? #notRepresentativegovernment #notFunctioning #unipartyCorruption

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KayMeDu's profile picture. You lost the game.
Karizma Charm
 @KayMeDu
Jan 17, 2025

@meijer are there Meijer App issues? It's not moving past the login screen. #notfunctioning #loginissues

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RameshMeher_'s profile picture. Views are personal.
Ramesh Meher
 @RameshMeher_
Nov 19, 2024

ବୁର୍ଲା ଭିମସାର ରେ ଥିବା ପୁରୁଣା FMT ଫ୍ରିଜର ବାରମ୍ଵାର ଅଚଳ ହେଉଛି। ଏହାକୁ ଦୃଷ୍ଟି ଦେବାକୁ ଅନୁରୋଧ କରୁଛି। @CMO_Odisha @HFWOdisha @MahalingMukesh @CDMO_Sambalpur @DmSambalpur #vimsar #Burla #NotFunctioning #FMT_Fridger

RameshMeher_'s tweet image. ବୁର୍ଲା ଭିମସାର ରେ ଥିବା ପୁରୁଣା FMT ଫ୍ରିଜର ବାରମ୍ଵାର ଅଚଳ ହେଉଛି। ଏହାକୁ ଦୃଷ୍ଟି ଦେବାକୁ ଅନୁରୋଧ କରୁଛି। @CMO_Odisha @HFWOdisha @MahalingMukesh @CDMO_Sambalpur @DmSambalpur #vimsar #Burla #NotFunctioning #FMT_Fridger
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Adrian Manswell
 @aamanswell
Oct 20, 2023

House @TheDemocrats / @RepJeffries just keep on winning, and the @HouseGOP keep on taking the L. #notfunctioning

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k_pasa333's profile picture. Warning: May cause excessive laughter and occasional existential reconsideration.
BLUE @K_PASA333
 @k_pasa333
Jul 31, 2022

So embarrassed and overwhelmed atm. Had a narcoleptic bout, the placed a seat so close behind my knees and to the left of me padding. Twisted ankle and a bit banged up. #🏳️ #notFunctioning #ANOMALYmissingFs2Give

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palattedarken's profile picture. Just a vampire spending their time practicing painting. Have a nice day
Kay
 @palattedarken
Apr 25, 2022

I forgot what button was supposed to function for what momentarily #notfunctioning

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MeganWATMOREx's profile picture. Happiness is having what you want, and wanting what you have. I would not have my life any other way ❤
Megan Elizabeth ∞
 @MeganWATMOREx
Apr 17, 2012

This is too much work for a Tuesday morning #notfunctioning #dance

MeganWATMOREx's tweet image. This is too much work for a Tuesday morning #notfunctioning #dance
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Natalie Rose Ling
 @ling_rose
Jul 22, 2014

Putting salt in your coffee rather than sugar.... #itstooearlyforme #notfunctioning

ling_rose's tweet image. Putting salt in your coffee rather than sugar.... #itstooearlyforme #notfunctioning
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LHaddadin's profile picture. Marketing and Branding Consultant, Food Blogger, Digital Age Philanthropist, Tedx Speaker, Avid Reader, and Art Lover
Lama Haddadin لمى
 @LHaddadin
Sep 17, 2014

Early Bird They Said Finds The Worm They Said #Sleepy #NotFunctioning

LHaddadin's tweet image. Early Bird They Said Finds The Worm They Said #Sleepy #NotFunctioning
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lpeake1's profile picture.
Lyndsey McGonigle
 @lpeake1
Jan 30, 2017

Reason I just don't want to drink anymore #notfunctioning #looklikecrap

lpeake1's tweet image. Reason I just don't want to drink anymore #notfunctioning #looklikecrap
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Mo0hoo's profile picture.
❤️‍🔥
 @Mo0hoo
Oct 30, 2012

Kind of studied for Schwarzlose's test tomorrow #notfunctioning twitpic.com/b8o4ne

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reading_riddle's profile picture. Author-parent-teacher #readingforpleasure & now usually working in a kirtle in schools & libraries @Soc_of_Authors @NaweWriter 📚 Newsletter, freebies & ideas👇
Kate Cunningham 🐀
 @reading_riddle
Jul 23, 2018

When the list of things that *have* to be done is so big that you decide to spend time on twitter ... #sinking #notfunctioning

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microkosms's profile picture. and yet, would it have been better to not know the world? ⁷
i ⊙⊝⊜
 @microkosms
Dec 4, 2013

You spend a whole day out, and suddenly VA EXPLOSION HOW TO BREATHE SO MANY NEW STILLS #notfunctioning

microkosms's tweet image. You spend a whole day out, and suddenly VA EXPLOSION HOW TO BREATHE SO MANY NEW STILLS #notfunctioning
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JMKho's profile picture. ♻️🌍🐠#saveourfishfriends Cebu (for the moment), previously NYC
Jastine
 @JMKho
Apr 11, 2012

CAD class 1st thing in the morning makes me wanna shoot my foot #designersblock #notfunctioning

JMKho's tweet image. CAD class 1st thing in the morning makes me wanna shoot my foot #designersblock #notfunctioning
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SollyLanchez's profile picture. Cant stop. Won't stop.
Elizabeth Sanchez
 @SollyLanchez
Nov 18, 2014

“@Carrie_Bradsh4w: Me trying to make it through this week.... ” SO TRUE BC ITS GALA WEEK #notfunctioning

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GaelannAleighaa's profile picture. Ron Swanson is my idol
Gaelan McDonald
 @GaelannAleighaa
Oct 24, 2014

Shout out to the random man who bought us shots , thank you @kelsbarrett13 #notfunctioning

GaelannAleighaa's tweet image. Shout out to the random man who bought us shots , thank you @kelsbarrett13 #notfunctioning
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kenzieknigin's profile picture.
Kenzie Knigin
 @kenzieknigin
Jan 8, 2013

I'm waaay too tired😞😴 #notfunctioning

kenzieknigin's tweet image. I'm waaay too tired😞😴 #notfunctioning
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