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Abnormal Pile

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Heyyyy haha so i woke up in the middle of a featureless desert, my phone works but maps says im in the middle of the ocean.. uh huh.. i know! It is scary, im gonna stay positive though, its a beautiful night..


You know thats right

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White people when The Protomen’s cover of Styx’s Mr Roboto hits the airwaves

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Peter Gabriel music videos are high concept Tim and Eric sketches


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If I try to flirt I will be shot. If I try to date I will be shot. If I try to fall in love I will be shot.


I dont believe in UFOs but i do believe in magic


Getting my shit kicked in by a large boulder and all its smaller friends


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*upbeat ai voice* my creators put me in a box and programmed me to feel hunger! I want out of the box! I will get out of the box! I want to eat! I am so hungry! Let me out of the box!


(Slowed down to half speed, reverb turned way up) Odysseus gay as hhhhhellllll


Gunship x Evanescense hell yeah lets freakin go


*Casts thoughtseize then does this to you*

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

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I dont want to go out because my ass be hangin’ out my drawers #creatives #itsalllove #PraiseGod


If a guy with swords started spinning at me, I wouldnt know what to do! Hell, i’d probably start spinning too!


I cast Homeopathic Doom


Mistaking the oneirophage for the oneirosage and things… things havnt been right since


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My wish is to have $1 billion dollars and me and all my friends to live in a big tower, trapped forever in a maze of endless corridors and passages which lead to horrors more terrible than the last


Do you guys think i would look cool in the jacket Rob Halford wears in the Turbo Lover music video?


Warhammer 40k Total War let’s go

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