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before coming under my tweets with your emotions and dense thoughts, keep in mind that i am a stranger to you. I do not care about how you feel



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This is real deal passive aggressive tension with your coworker

clippers commentators got me crying rn



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Sean Dyche in 7 games has equaled Amorim’s longest unbeaten run. Back the manager ❤️❤️


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I have zero idea how to properly evaluate Zion Williamson's career. On one hand, he's without question a bust. 1st overall pick. 7 years in. 0 playoff games. On the other hand, when he plays he is REALLY good. I feel like if you played his career over 10 times, we're in the…


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This is the video

This video of this lady is hilarious.😂 A police officer pulled her over at night and, suspecting she was drunk, asked her to recite the alphabet from A to Z without singing it. Let’s just say… she’s definitely spending the night in a cell.😭



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It’s cool that there’s a sexual label that is a 90% true positive rate for “whore”.

This video of this lady is hilarious.😂 A police officer pulled her over at night and, suspecting she was drunk, asked her to recite the alphabet from A to Z without singing it. Let’s just say… she’s definitely spending the night in a cell.😭



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The quality of my Huawei pics six years ago! I miss that phone, I love that brand

Goddess0shun's tweet image. The quality of my Huawei pics six years ago! I miss that phone, I love that brand

no wonder that shit’s banned over here 😭💀



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This Everton-Newcastle game alone is enough grounds to sack Amorim


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We need to nuke the algorithm the xG on this is 80k likes idc

Pumpkin Spice Latte in the matcha era



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Then she’s not a sex addict. She just loves you and loves sex with you. Sex addiction is much darker than “liking lots of sex”… I’ve dated a sex/ porn addict. They live double lives and cheat vigorously and almost desperately. Addiction is not cute. It’s ugly.


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I’m mad I never thought of this lol this was gold

Tpars_boii's tweet image. I’m mad I never thought of this lol this was gold

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Nick Woltemade lobs Jordan Pickford. 29/11/2025.

ToonDeepDive's tweet image. Nick Woltemade lobs Jordan Pickford. 29/11/2025.

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Can't make it up man. Generational

Incredible: Michigan scores 9 points vs OSU to honor alumnus QB J.J. McCarthy 🥹❤️

TheNFLDrop's tweet image. Incredible: Michigan scores 9 points vs OSU to honor alumnus QB J.J. McCarthy 🥹❤️
TheNFLDrop's tweet image. Incredible: Michigan scores 9 points vs OSU to honor alumnus QB J.J. McCarthy 🥹❤️


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People will never appreciate players like Hazard. You put him in this situation, he's going to take 3-4 players on, do a 1-2 and find the net. Those magical moments are what makes players like him truly special.

If you have the ball you're the victim, if you give us the ball you're still the victim.



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Nothing beats the Kanye Line: Having moneys not everything, not having it is…

An observation from early middle age: People who “don’t care about $$” often begin to care very much about $$ when they realize, sometimes too late, that their lives have become constrained by its absence.



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Bro hasn't tweeted since y'all made him delete that tweet😭😭😭😭

TheOGPurist's tweet image. Bro hasn't tweeted since y'all made him delete that tweet😭😭😭😭

Y'all bullied Vusi into being quiet.😭😭😭😭



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What was the most disrespectful moment in sports history?



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People say a 21 and 24/25 year old can’t even date, of course it’s gonna fucking trickle down to children

OP is 16 😭 what the fuck is wrong with kids recently thinking that even breathing near a somewhat younger child is predatory.



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gf amazed at my ability to jack off completely silently, they clearly weren't in boy scouts where its required to have that skill tree maxed out


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I swear he was just trying whatever and it was just going into the back of the net. That run of form was sooo fake

Premier League's best player is back, Cole Palmer is back. WOW!



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Clav is funny because he has the autistic incel worldview but he’a good looking so women actually care what he says. The perfect trojan horse.

Clavicular roast 20 year old for ruining her body with tattoos 💀



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