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dylan (the runner)

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definitively washed up. private coaching

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average strava during a marathon build

ProbWashedUp's tweet image. average strava during a marathon build

i hate when im in first place at the bell, primed to win, and my opponents resort to nefarious kicking tactics


just saw a video where a dude said he 'discovered' a 'new' interval workout and proceeded to describe alternating running 3 mins fast and 1 minute slow. after describing the most basic workout style ever he said "let me know what you guys think of it"


dylan (the runner) أعاد

my friend got dumped and was sad so he ran a half marathon in a culdesac and now hes better. lesson in that.


I'm at the race expo in disguise reading my competitor's palms and telling them it's sadly gonna be a dnf. You gotta win the mental game.


In the lead pack 20 miles deep asking everyone their rose bud and thorn for the day


strava post: this was the worst race of my life. i felt horrible from the gun and if the race director had any sympathy at all he would have put me out of my misery during the 3rd mile. First comment: insane pace brother 💪🔥 🏆


Just got upset after making up 'guy who doordashes gels to mile 16 of his long run' in my head


I prefer to go the way of the noble person, training a ton for a marathon and then not finishing it anyways

The whole trend of "I ran a marathon without training" is a resurgence of millennial-esque detachment. A move for heckin' runnerinos. Embrace the vulnerability of training for something and putting effort in.



tracksmith models loveee to stand barefoot on a dirt road holding their Eliots in their hands. They literally cannot stop doing it.


this is how I coach my girlfriend

ProbWashedUp's tweet image. this is how I coach my girlfriend

Been getting really into eating pierogi in bed whenever Katie isn't home


My favorite part of this is "Christian Coleman is worth 1 million...or maybe 5 times that"

In language Americans understand (money),😉 doesn’t this settle the “face of the sport” debate? Here are our entertainers. @Tmoneybags007 @Predamame @KingAlbii23

PauleeAnderson's tweet image. In language Americans understand (money),😉 doesn’t this settle the “face of the sport” debate? Here are our entertainers. 
@Tmoneybags007 @Predamame @KingAlbii23
PauleeAnderson's tweet image. In language Americans understand (money),😉 doesn’t this settle the “face of the sport” debate? Here are our entertainers. 
@Tmoneybags007 @Predamame @KingAlbii23


ah man, Mr beast is keeping me in a 12×12 room with a treadmill until I produce a sub2:10 marathon, at which point I get a million dollars. It's presented by The Feed™️


Tactical affair in this women's 1500 as they come through 900 mark in over 18 hours and 16 minutes

ProbWashedUp's tweet image. Tactical affair in this women's 1500 as they come through 900 mark in over 18 hours and 16 minutes

dylan (the runner) أعاد

You DNF another marathon. Felt amazing through 18 miles, you tell everyone, wayyyy under goal pace. Just gotta figure out the fueling. The back of your bib said 'Tyreek could never' but nobody ever needs to know that now.


World Athletics

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whoever is in charge of the world athletics web design is my personal nemesis



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