hey, @Microsoft. I raised a hardware warranty support case with you on the 8th of January and the email said to expect a next day reply. I chased it up on the 23rd of January and still haven't got a response. What gives?
The GREATEST holiday gift that you LEAST expected... reddit.com/r/SQLServer/co… Happy holiday everyone!
#virginmedia I’m getting used to your outages but my internet has been down for ages now. Come on, you know people are working from home now
No economist will ever come up with a better description of why being poor is so expensive than Terry Pratchett. Such a great quote.
I've currently got some consulting hours free if you need a SQL Server performance tuning expert. Please get in touch and we can have a chat about what your needs are.
What rabbit holes have you been down today? youtube.com/watch?v=oRpXoJ… this is a new low for me
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I Found A Drain And Drained A Flooded Street During A Storm
Anyone want a SQL Server speaker at a UG? @SQLintheWild is on European Timezone and is interested in presenting a remote session
As most of you probably expected we've made the decision to move #SQLBits 2020. It will now be run from the 29th Sept - 3rd Oct. Check out sqlbits.com and sqlbits.com/information/faq
Dress has arrived for the @SQLBits party. Next is youtube makeup tutorials #GonnaLookFabulous
SQLBits 2020 - I'll be speaking - richbenner.com/2020/02/sqlbit…
I'm excited to host T-SQL Tuesday #123: Life hacks to make your day easier. #tsql2sday jesspomfret.com/t-sql-tuesday-…
That's 100% happening, I'm going to look FABULOUS #SQLBits
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Wow, cracking news this weekend. I've had two sessions chosen for #SQLBits 2020, "Making your Emergency Toolkit" and "Creating test data with SQL 2019 and Python". I will see you all there! Now to work out the fancy dress outfit...
@RichBennerSQL talks from his own perf.tuning DBA experience about "Choose Your Own Adventure - Performance Edition" Checkout more information - sqlsaturday.com/927 via @SQLMaster @sqltomato
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