Whitey McTeeth
@TheToothpasteCo
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Will Smith’s marriage is open to EVERYTHING except jokes. 🤣
I don't do fat jokes anymore because they are overweighted.
Why are Kanye and his girl wearing gloves? Do they have covid?
Kanye chillin’ with Julia Fox, Madonna, Floyd Mayweather and Antonio Brown 👀
Pro of human trafficking: you get to drive your truck in the HOV lane.
I bet the Queen sits by the fire late at night sipping a Crown Royal and thinks about the bastardization of the English language while muttering under her breath "Fucking French...bringing their 'je ne sais quoi' and 'attaché' into my beloved mother tongue."
Britney: I choose my father Jamie Spears as my attorney. Everyone: Ok, we can't help you if you don't help yourself. We're out. #FreeBritney
I'm having second thoughts about trying to find my dog that ran away after hearing fireworks. I mean, if he didn't come to my rescue when he thought there was danger, shouldn't I treat him the same?
@AirbnbHelp customer service is so terrible man i haven’t got a response all day damn
This is the time the you measure the efficiency of institutions in disaster management. Cancelled my flights @airasia 30 working days. @Delta 5 working days. @Airbnb no response except, our team will get in touch with you.
If the well being of our community is a priority then why are you making it so challenging for people who are being proactive to cancel trips to prevent the spread of Covid 19 to obtain a full refund? This is a global pandemic and is by definition an extenuating circumstance.
Your "extenuating circumstances" policy applies to South Korea but not Japan, even though both have the same level of travel advisory in Canada, and we booked through airbnb.ca. Please contact us @AirbnbHelp to sort this out.
@AirbnbHelp My reservation was cancelled, but I never cancelled it.
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