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OK, Google. Why didn't Viggo Mortensen ever play Ulysses S. Grant?
I've got a series of degrees, but the word 'independently" still looks impossibly long.
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"This is Just to Say"* I have eaten the eggs that were on the counter which you were probably saving for breakfast. They weren't moist or savory like the seafood variety of Friskies but I was bored. mcsweeneys.net/articles/eight…
I've gotta be the first to paraphrase the Moody Blues on social media, right?
To paraphrase the Moody Blues, feeling small happens to us all.
Listening to "Friends of Mine" by the Zombies and I can't help but think this influenced the New Pornographers, AC Newman, Belle and Sebastian..
Am I the only millennial who thinks the most memorable part of Billy Madison was/has been the hype?
My Snapple cap told me it's cool-- gorillas masturbate way more AND mate for life. Tell me: will I no longer thirst?
My Snapple cap told me that guilt is morality's existential placebo, but I don't know man... kinda just wanted some juice.
My 5 year old watching "Wormy," the Spongebob episode: "The butterfly just stopped 'cause the sign said STOP. That's crazy 'cuz butterflies can't understand rules. This show is super silly."
Fur babies implies the existence of feather babies, which is the far superior nominative, and scale babies, which conjures the most wretched image. Which brings us to our moral: when you crack open the linguistic window to give your generation some fresh air, demons can get in.
I want to hear CAKE cover "Radio America" by The Libertines
Steely Dan’s album Gaucho turned 40 over the weekend, which means it’s time for Gaucho to get really into Steely Dan
I posit Christopher Robin is in fact a young Alan Parsons.
The cat is scared of a lot of things, but not reggae. Why are you, Mainstream?
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