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Belf Grylls

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Cultured, like yoghurt

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No interaction, just the occasional observation. I'm basically a giant neutrino.


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Hardly any media talking about Trumps climate science denial - probably because lots of them secretly agree. They won’t soon.

MrMatthewTodd's tweet image. Hardly any media talking about Trumps climate science denial - probably because lots of them secretly agree. They won’t soon.

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Good morning, I like this hole, it's a nice hole.

brobirn's tweet image. Good morning, I like this hole, it's a nice hole.

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People with conflicting names... Gary Numan vs Gary Oldman Norman Lovett vs Norman Leavitt Marvin Gaye vs George Strait Amber Heard vs Mos Def Ruby Wax vs Kate Bush Busta Rhymes vs Jason Orange Vanilla Ice vs John Thaw Genghis Khan vs Immanuel Kant Steve Swallow vs Mark Spitz


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I can not express how very ready I am for this election to be over. It's even more exhausting than I thought it was going to be. And what sucks is it's just going to lead to another fucking level of suck.


Happy Hallowe'en

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At last, no longer alone. When I claim to be 8 inches, it's the combined total.

belf's tweet image. At last, no longer alone. 

When I claim to be 8 inches, it's the combined total.

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I call my wife 'her indoors' because she looks like Jim Morrison.


I've been putting off your cervix inspection, I know it's dilatory.


Just a little dampness, it will soon wear off

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Good morning, can I interest you in our Bible study group and welcoming the good Lord into your life.

brobirn's tweet image. Good morning, can I interest you in our Bible study group and welcoming the good Lord into your life.

POV when you are very pleased with your glamorous nose ring

belf's tweet image. POV when you are very pleased with your glamorous nose ring

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Just caught my tomatoes trying to sneak out.

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The only way to stop this is to put more protesters in prison.

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My waist is not 31.4 inches, it is 3.14 feet. Too much pie. (This makes my diameter 1 foot and my radius, 6 inches - I can pirouette neatly)


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"I am American woman housewife in swing state. I voting for most excellent Donald Trump after I am seeing debate!"

Roshan_Rinaldi's tweet image. "I am American woman housewife in swing state. I voting for most excellent Donald Trump after I am seeing debate!"
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Man who made his name off of big corporations is going to challenge big corporations? Ya, I don't think so


I wouldn't call ten ants "an infestation"

belf's tweet image. I wouldn't call ten ants "an infestation"

I'm starting to think that I may never have the opportunity to inflate my pyjamas for use as an improvised floating aid.


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What prompts an artist to paint a particular scene that others might never consider or even notice? Here, a behatted person walks away from us by a shingle-roofed house, as one window gapes open & a plane passes high in the sky (Andrew Wyeth, ‘747’, 1980) whyy.org/articles/wyeth…

artinsociety's tweet image. What prompts an artist to paint a particular scene that others might never consider or even notice? Here, a behatted person walks away from us by a shingle-roofed house, as one window gapes open & a plane passes high in the sky (Andrew Wyeth, ‘747’, 1980) whyy.org/articles/wyeth…

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