cm_rutvik's profile picture. If you're asking if this is a parody page or is this account "for real, yo?" then...I don't know where I was going with this.

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@cm_rutvik

If you're asking if this is a parody page or is this account "for real, yo?" then...I don't know where I was going with this.

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Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. Anyone who bought WiFi please google "Fatal Engine Error:38" & come to Cockpit ASAP. Thanks


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There is truly nothing more terrifying this Halloween

reprise_99's tweet image. There is truly nothing more terrifying this Halloween

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“Good morning. Your payment has been declined”

dennishegstad's tweet image. “Good morning. Your payment has been declined”

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“Good morning. Your payment was declined for the 3rd time and this is your final reminder to update the credit card on file.”

TrungTPhan's tweet image. “Good morning. Your payment was declined for the 3rd time and this is your final reminder to update the credit card on file.”

“Good morning. Your payment has been declined”

dennishegstad's tweet image. “Good morning. Your payment has been declined”


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On-prem infrastructure specialists when AWS and Azure faceplant: OPEN THE CAGE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR


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Microsoft is investigating an ongoing DNS outage affecting customers worldwide, preventing them from accessing Microsoft Azure and Microsoft 365 services. bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft…


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Tossing this out there again

rootsecdev's tweet image. Tossing this out there again

Microsoft is investigating an ongoing DNS outage affecting customers worldwide, preventing them from accessing Microsoft Azure and Microsoft 365 services. bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft…



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First us-east-1, now Azure. Can't wait for the push back to on prem.


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Latest update on the @Azure outage: We initiated the deployment of our 'last known good' configuration... azure.status.microsoft/en-us/status

DougMadory's tweet image. Latest update on the @Azure outage:

We initiated the deployment of our 'last known good' configuration...
azure.status.microsoft/en-us/status

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After getting fired from ungrateful AWS after outage where my job was to vibecode all the DNS entries to IPv6, happy to announce it's my 1st day at Azure Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries Now off to grab some coffee


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you don’t get stuff like this on Bluesky

Zero print in sweats no wonder Nancy was the #PARKINGLOTDEMON

laserboat999's tweet image. Zero print in sweats no wonder Nancy was the #PARKINGLOTDEMON


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Lis_Smith's tweet image.

A 55-year-old man wearing “MAGA for Mamdani” gear said he voted for Trump twice but now he’s “making a switch” and voting for Mamdani. “This’ll be the first time I'm voting for a Democrat,” he said. “I like his policies.”

GrmelaJulian's tweet image. A 55-year-old man wearing “MAGA for Mamdani” gear said he voted for Trump twice but now he’s “making a switch” and voting for Mamdani.

“This’ll be the first time I'm voting for a Democrat,” he said. “I like his policies.”


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the bills defense

Matt_Bove's tweet image. the bills defense

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twitter libs are the moderate view... wait till you meet winemoms


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Our NAT Gateway cost more than our entire application infrastructure. $4,800/month for routing. The discovery: - AWS bill jumped from $12k to $17k - Investigated line by line - NAT Gateway: $4,800/month - Wait, what? What NAT Gateway does: - Allows private subnets to access…


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everyone is 12 theory vindicated

HuffPost asked why Pete Hegseth wore a tie that looked like the Russian flag. Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell replied, “Your mom bought it for him, and it’s a patriotic American tie, moron.”

clashreport's tweet image. HuffPost asked why Pete Hegseth wore a tie that looked like the Russian flag. 

Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell replied, “Your mom bought it for him, and it’s a patriotic American tie, moron.”


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There's never been an administration this dedicated to protecting pedophiles

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump is considering commuting Diddy's sentence as early as this week, according to a high-ranking White House official. Details HERE: tmz.com/2025/10/20/don…

TMZ's tweet image. 🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump is considering commuting Diddy's sentence as early as this week, according to a high-ranking White House official.

Details HERE: tmz.com/2025/10/20/don…


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Everyone talks about AI slop. No one talks about PE (private equity) slop. - restaurants that lost their soul - medical practices that feel like assembly lines - apartment buildings designed by an Excel formula The algorithm didn’t kill culture. The margin model did.

jmj's tweet image. Everyone talks about AI slop. 
No one talks about PE (private equity) slop.

- restaurants that lost their soul
- medical practices that feel like assembly lines
- apartment buildings designed by an Excel formula

The algorithm didn’t kill culture. The margin model did.

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eigenrobot's tweet image.

Amazon Web Servers went down, and all the Eight Sleep "smart" mattresses went haywire. Just a thought, but are there maybe some household goods it's smarter to leave "dumb"? unherd.com/newsroom/aws-o…



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Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

Sadly it seems that my family and I will be departing the city I’ve called home my entire life. NYC will become a very dangerous place to live in if we elect mayor Mamdani and that is a risk I am unwilling to take now that I want to start growing my family.



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The dude who singlehandedly controls the government is demanding it pay him a quarter of a billion dollars of our tax money as restitution for having been caught committing crimes.

NYT: Donald Trump is demanding that the DOJ pay him $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit.

RpsAgainstTrump's tweet image. NYT: Donald Trump is demanding that the DOJ pay him $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit.


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