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On-prem infrastructure specialists when AWS and Azure faceplant: OPEN THE CAGE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR
Microsoft is investigating an ongoing DNS outage affecting customers worldwide, preventing them from accessing Microsoft Azure and Microsoft 365 services. bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft…
Tossing this out there again
Microsoft is investigating an ongoing DNS outage affecting customers worldwide, preventing them from accessing Microsoft Azure and Microsoft 365 services. bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft…
First us-east-1, now Azure. Can't wait for the push back to on prem.
Latest update on the @Azure outage: We initiated the deployment of our 'last known good' configuration... azure.status.microsoft/en-us/status
After getting fired from ungrateful AWS after outage where my job was to vibecode all the DNS entries to IPv6, happy to announce it's my 1st day at Azure Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries Now off to grab some coffee
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Our NAT Gateway cost more than our entire application infrastructure. $4,800/month for routing. The discovery: - AWS bill jumped from $12k to $17k - Investigated line by line - NAT Gateway: $4,800/month - Wait, what? What NAT Gateway does: - Allows private subnets to access…
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