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Mark Glenn

@codefixes

I code, therefore I am... nerdy.

This month I completed the #Hacktoberfest challenge. It's not too late to leave your mark! Get started by registering at hacktoberfest.digitalocean.com


. @googlemaps I've reported this for 10 years now. This is not a road, but a driveway and firelane. It also has no name. Now you name it after a racist meme? Have some class. #googlemaps #HainesvilleIL

codefixes's tweet image. . @googlemaps I've reported this for 10 years now.  This is not a road, but a driveway and firelane.  It also has no name.  Now you name it after a racist meme?  Have some class.  #googlemaps #HainesvilleIL

I'm guessing this means I was affected by the breach? @Flipboard

codefixes's tweet image. I'm guessing this means I was affected by the breach? @Flipboard

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At what point do people just start tweeting that HipChat is up?


Most emo code I’ve ever written: # Go to sleep, forever logger.info 'Sleeping forever' sleep


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New book! "Integrating Web Services with OAuth and PHP" by @shrtwhitebldguy. Read a free excerpt today. ow.ly/YHIE7


git config --global alias.yolo '!git commit -am "DEAL WITH IT!" && git push -f origin master'


If you didn't think Chicago could get any shittier: dslreports.com/shownews/Chica…


Beats 1. Always on... except now.


Sharing your Spotify account with your wife and son is a problem. Found this gem in my "Scream at Me" playlist.

codefixes's tweet image. Sharing your Spotify account with your wife and son is a problem.  Found this gem in my "Scream at Me" playlist.

git clone github.com/getrailo/railo… Where did things go so wrong in my life?


It's like the post office puts in that little extra effort to make your experience that much shittier. Well done.


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Google: 90% of our engineers use the software you wrote (Homebrew), but you can’t invert a binary tree on a whiteboard so fuck off.


My mediacenter is starting to rattle. 3 new fans coming Wednesday. Time to replace this machine?


PHP: Training wheels without the bike. (I got pre-approved to make PHP jokes by @shrtwhitebldguy)


Oracle outputs invalid XML and can't import valid XML. Just putting that out there.


I just dropped a Simpsons quote in our Hipchat room and nobody got it. In other news, anyone looking for a software developer?


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