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Catherine Schawacker

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Have you tried mustard lately? It’s, like, super good.

You know you are an adult when the entitled kids in line behind you at the licensing office are what piss you off the most at the licensing office. #thisis40


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you’re not teaching my kid critical race theory


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Occasionally I’m just awed thinking about people who risked their lives to treat COVID patients last year. When you reflect on it, it’s pretty incredible. And in appreciating them, let’s acknowledge how difficult it had to be mentally and emotionally to see what they saw.


YYYEEEEESSSSSS. I Identify as a millennial who enjoys an early dinner and 7 PM bedtime 💃

"Geriatric millennials" (born between 1980 and 1985) are best positioned to lead teams that will thrive in the hybrid workplace," writes @ericadhawan. read.medium.com/HbZzE3k



First our state officials (and their designees) restricted vaccines available to St Louis County and now they come after the officials who actually took the pandemic seriously. fox2now.com/news/missouri-…


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If you need some positivity in your newsfeed today, here’s Bradley the baby kangaroo practicing his first hops at a kangaroo sanctuary in Australia😊


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TIME’s new cover: This is what it’s like to be a teacher in America ti.me/2NbK4fx

TIME's tweet image. TIME’s new cover: This is what it’s like to be a teacher in America ti.me/2NbK4fx

Damn you @PatrickRothfuss and all the feels you make me feel with your beautiful words!!! I am no good to anyone now.


Rehab: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) youtu.be/hWQiXv0sn9Y via @YouTube


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A few reasons people called the cops on black people: • waiting in @Starbucks • napping in a @Yale dorm • renting an @AirBnB • golfing at @GrandviewGC • shopping at @NordstromRack • buying a belt at @BarneysNY • BB gun shopping at @Walmart • wearing a hoodie in the rain


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'I do not yield. Not one second to you. Not one second.' — Rep. Maxine Waters will never stop reclaiming her time


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Here is Officer FRANK MOSS of the WARSAW-COUNTY POLICE DEPT committing a CRIME against an unarmed non-violent man of color who was at Waffle House after taking his sis to the prom WHAT WILL BE DONE ABOUT THIS WHAT WILL BE DONE ABOUT THIS WHAT WILL BE DONE ABOUT THIS


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Hey there @FOXTV: As far as you know, I am a VERY influential influencer on the Internet. I love #brooklyn99 and enjoy telling all my millennial fans about it. #RenewB99


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Hey, Rudy... Stay outta the West Wing, gurl. #NewVideo #RudyAndTheBeast🥀


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In other words: if you are ever in Dallas, go out of your way to go to Ellen’s. Make sure you retweet this to support an establishment that the @NRA is purposefully trying to harm.

Attn @AnnualMeetings attendees. Steer clear of Ellen’s in downtown Dallas! Why go there when there are so many other great choices. 🤔#sorrynotsorry #StandAndFight #DefendTheSecond

NRA's tweet image. Attn @AnnualMeetings attendees. Steer clear of Ellen’s in downtown Dallas! Why go there when there are so many other great choices. 🤔#sorrynotsorry #StandAndFight #DefendTheSecond


So excited for the show! We brought glass shark so watch out @MBMBaM @griffinmcelroy @JustinMcElroy

cschawacker's tweet image. So excited for the show! We brought glass shark so watch out @MBMBaM @griffinmcelroy @JustinMcElroy

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Today, I was asked for any documents that explain "how your team got so much done" in Obama White House. I sent them this -> mitpressjournals.org/doi/pdf/10.116…

KumarAGarg's tweet image. Today, I was asked for any documents that explain "how your team got so much done" in Obama White House. I sent them this -> mitpressjournals.org/doi/pdf/10.116…

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Instead of sending the National Guard to the Mexican border, I think Blabbermouth Don should send them to fix up Puerto Rico.


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*glares at you intently* as game developers it is your responsibility to ensure that behind every waterfall is a dope-ass waterfall cave


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The funny thing is that in our fallen world, porn stars can sometimes demonstrate better character than self-styled pastors.

The funny thing is @realDonaldTrump is still the President and she’s still a hooker. #StormyDanielsDay



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