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Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Adifficultpatty%20exclude%3Areplies&src=typed_query

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I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.


Santa is watching from my house.

difficultpatty's tweet image. Santa is watching from my house.

If breaking down Amazon boxes was a sport, I would win a gold medal.


Found a place that serves eggnog lattes so the Christmas season can officially begin.


I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a sandwich can fix a lot of things.


Expert opinion: A hotdog is a sandwich.

difficultpatty's tweet image. Expert opinion: A hotdog is a sandwich.

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The name Ruth’s Chris steakhouse infuriates me.


How are everyone’s Thanksgiving Doritos?


What time do we air our grievances?


Grateful for most of you that live in my phone.


Happy Thanksgiving. What time do we open the wine?


What is the most important part of Thanksgiving? Mashed potatoes is the only correct answer.


Establish dominance at Thanksgiving by immediately licking a pie.


Cuban by the beach.

difficultpatty's tweet image. Cuban by the beach.

Wearing a dress that has pockets and thought you all should know.


*stretching in public years old*


Happy birthday to my favorite human and bff for over 30 years @lasagnaonabeach !!! I love you Joanne! 🎉😘🎉😘

difficultpatty's tweet image. Happy birthday to my favorite human and bff for over 30 years @lasagnaonabeach !!! I love you Joanne! 🎉😘🎉😘

It’s one of the best sandwiches I’ve ever eaten.

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Hi from Key West.

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