CyberTone
@gruntcoder16
Combat Veteran, IT Professional, Question Everything, Free Thinker. Knowledge is power, soon enough we will test this theory 👊🏽
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it’s the gift that keeps on giving 😵
Very pleased to be working with Amazon to bring a lot more NVIDIA chips online for OpenAI to keep scaling!
DNS is out here taking down cloud providers like it’s collecting Infinity Stones. ☠️ AWS? Down. 🔥 Azure? Down. 👀 Google Cloud’s just sipping coffee, pretending it’s fine while side-eyeing its own nameservers. At this point, DNS isn’t the “phonebook of the internet” it’s the…
OS: “Important security update available.” Me: “Remind me later.” Also me at 3 AM: “Why is my laptop mining Dogecoin?” #PatchOrPerish #Updates
Dear user, I’m a Nigerian prince who needs your bank logins to transfer 1,000,000 coins of totally-not-scammy-crypto. Also me: clicks link, said no rational human ever. #Phishing #DontBeThatGuy
Sure, connect to that free Wi-Fi named “TotallyNotAHacker.” What could possibly go wrong? At least the latte art will look great while your identity leaks. ☕💻 #CyberSecurity #PublicWiFi
PowerShell can’t patch human behavior, but it tries anyway. #CyberSecurity #PowerShell #InfosecHumor
Congratulations to today’s gold medalist in “Clicking Suspicious Links.” Their prize? All their data... gone. Stay alert, not bait. 🎣 #Phishing #CyberHumor
🚨 Breaking News: “Password123” was hacked again. Sources confirm the victim was shocked. In related news, seatbelts still save lives and coffee still prevents sleep. #CyberSecurity #Infosec #Passwords
Kids today will never know how hard this symbol goes.
“Is it in the cloud?” Yes. “Is it secure?” Also yes… because I touched it. 😎☁️🔒 #CloudComputing #Azure #AWS #TechConsultant
Your tech stack doesn’t need to be cool. It needs to work. The best tool is the one you know how to use efficiently. Stop chasing shiny things. #RealTalk #TechWisdom
Docker is like adult LEGO for IT folks. Just cleaner… unless you forget to set persistent volumes. Then it’s rage and regret. 🧱🐳 #DevOps #DockerLife #GruntCodeTech
Built a voice assistant that triggers PowerShell scripts, plays music, and throws shade at my Wi-Fi speed. Tony Stark mode: activated. 💬⚙️ #AI #HomeLab #GPT4o
Pentesting is just IT hide-and-seek with bonus adrenaline and legal paperwork. 🎯💥 #CyberSecurity #PenTesting #HackThePlanet
Automating user onboarding with PowerShell feels like black magic, but with less robes and more caffeine. If you’re still clicking through AD manually… we need to talk. 🧙♂️💻 #SysAdminLife #PowerShell #Automation
The printer died. Again. I gave it a proper funeral—with full honors and a Ctrl+Alt+Delete salute. 🪦🖨️ #ITSupport #OfficeLife #RIPPrinter
MFA isn’t optional. If your login is protected by a password alone, you’re basically guarding Fort Knox with a doormat. Get that YubiKey, friend. 🔐💣 #CyberSecurity #MFA #ZeroTrust
Been deep in the trenches lately, between managing cloud chaos, scripting away in PowerShell, and making printers behave like civilized machines. Time to surface and share some war stories. Stay tuned. 🛠️⚙️ #SysAdminLife #CloudComputing #Infosec
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